Opportunity missed, Hawaii. "The Floor Is Lava" would have been perfect

ouch

Finally! Just what I’ve been looking for.

Nah im not, i swearsies

Bummed out.

Waterproof Case

Cut a hole in the back of the tv stand for wires. Someone’s hiding spot was discovered.

Fox deciding which shows to cancel.

Always my luck!

There's only one thing more powerful than a mothers love...

When a girl falls face first onto her bed

Johnson Bollock or something

Free hard sex in Berlin, Germany

Actual photo of Jesus Christ

Fascination Street or bust

Windows

Someone could get hurt

When Shit Gets Real

Childhood ruined .

Interesting yearbook quote...

heh

Arm photon torpedoes and just shoot me.

Everything is interrelated

Canada vs Balkan

Everything I know about chemistry

Typical 16 years old student in American movies

Loving them podcasts

Muggle Weapons

Anon goes to the beach

My Daughter leaves "dolls in unusual scenarios" all over the house, wherever she plays. This one, in particular, caught my attention, today.

These are for *dogs*? Oh...

Kidnapping.

A S C E N D I N G

The Eagles Always Win

Someone is disappointed with the Royal Wedding

Probably my favorite royal wedding tweet.

So orignal

Qui-Gon Jin is there, but really far away | Testing Migalhas' theory

cat

Prison break gone wrong

Best. Sign. Ever.

I just stole this from ***

Ruthless.

Heck yeah brother!!

All I could think during the Royal Wedding

Sorry

NYtimes Doing it right

The Shawshank Erection

Four cats in heat

Repairs two years of damage!

Now im craving a jerky.

A choice was made here.

Every Frickin Restaurant

Not a bad thought!

Oh look, a lemon..

They can be dangerous no matter how cute they look.

The only Royal Wedding I care about

My role model!

Everything that has happened since the dawn of mankind has been leading to this.

“Nice butt.”

This guy zones

There goes my hero

Ayyyee

Some people really love toast.

Something I saw while home depot.

Lmaoo

Anon gets dabbed on

NO HAMSTERS!!

Behind every great man.......

Never too young for FB

First thing that came to mind

When you don’t get the job you wanted, but hubby saves the day.

A strange story

What a mess...

The only self help book I might actually read

...and that is enough internet for me today, thank you.

Approved for kids

I don't think I'll ever take a picture better than this...

Redbull isnt feeling good

oh no

this is kinda cute though

Sad to see Wolverine go

When you got a wedding at 12pm but gotta fight Dracula at 6

This is Canada

Relatable

LIES!

Today we celebrate the most memorable royal wedding in recent memory

It will take you to a whole new world.

Its puzzling sometimes

When you’re in an argument with someone and he says something kinda true

Princess Charlotte sums up my feelings about the Royal Wedding.

With summer coming up

Category is: People who annoy you

hue

Not sure if I want to see what’s happening behind the sticker.

Confirmed

The future is now

Vietnam-era Zippo lighter previously belonging to a soldier of the US Army

cards

Thanks Urban Dictionary