Didn't get the letter
Six Things I Hope to Say in my Lifetime
knowledge
LOVE MEE!!!
When relatives say, “we’ll lose touch” if I delete Facebook
OMG I Laughed So Hard at This!
Dylan's being weird again...
haha yes
I think i'm coming down with a hangover
Follow up to the bramble jam pic!
hue
Well okay
We have updated our privacy policy
True, Very True.
One last trip
Signed, The Wizard of Fedex.
For when you want lo laugh alone
Me: *saves the game* My brain:
My night after work
100% bullshit
Oldest Man Alive
When your boss says “we need to talk”.
I chose answer
Now Tom Hanks...
My friends don't understand why i watch Dr Phil. This is why.
I ain't mad
We've updated our privacy policy
How dinosaurs became extinct
OWL ground you! I don’t give a hoot about your friends!
The happy couple
The MCU is pretty stupid when you think about it...
My dog must think I’m a monster
That Guy Starter Pack
Billboard near my house
The obvious solution
can he do it?
Found this posted up in my apartment complex
yes
are you
Give him a rap name
Would you like to have dinner some night?
lies
scum
Got this on the bottom of a receipt today.
Our smile is real
Meowth is a savage
You better watch out!
hue
This is why aliens don’t respond
What Scares You the Most?
I always seek such puns
Are you even Queen if you don't come in every color?
"I used to be stressed until I started yoga, you should try it!"
The most American photo on the internet to date.
Nice.
sploosh
Don’t do it man...
broke
smurt
This is .... hugelol ?
Never was any hope
I'll miss you old friend
Shaquille O'Seal and Seal O'Shaquille
Canadian vandalism at its worst
*Two weeks before the end of the semester*
Wee Wee
The Abduction Twist.
Girlfriend’s mom brought home a new dog today.. the older dog she had isn’t too pleased.
Mutation goes wrong.
***h!!
Imagine receiving a package like this after a wild night
This makes me sad.
Seth Rogen
Well...Technically......Yea, You're Right
0.o
Give bred
Rap music.... CONTINUES
TES memes!
Haven’t we all thought about doing this at one time or another?
My sister just adopted a dog and I don't think he has warmed up to her yet.
Perspective: What people think the Hawaii lava flow looks like VS reality
shitty oc
>normal image
Wife went to turn the lava lamp on,
Co-workers
We all die alone
How To Rap if Kendrick Lamar Invites You On Stage
Name
When you watch Infinity war without seeing any previous Marvel movies
"Paps, that filter must be an ancient one!"
Et No. 2, Brute?
But it all went downhill from there.
yes
Pecking Order
Just living my life...one dank motto at a time.
Life tips
Classic Dave
Next time I'm ordering the large one.
Neighbor's daughter loves rainbows but is too young to read. This is the present she gave for my sister's birthday
I, therefore thought it would be funny to inflate a 10' dog inside her 9' office.