Oh hey, *** face!
15,597 4-Year Club
Eminem is a Legend
My kid's grounded so she had to help power wash the deck. I came back to this. Grounding extended.
So THAT'S what those orange cones were for.
This is what international diplomacy has come to in 2018
Stupid gold diggers
Welcome to Hell, Mom!
Apple Now Supports Windows
No word on whether the Missus was similarly satisfied.
shit tier meme sorry
Good morning, comrades!
When you keep writing "deoxyribonucleic acid" instead of "DNA" in your bio essay to meet minimum page requirement
It's all ok now
NO BANTA LICENSE!
Some drugs are cheaper
An ad for a BBQ Dad
The Early Bird Gets The....Nevermind.
Wipe Away the Tears
Awesome Selfie with the gang! Cool shot
Roses are red. A church has a steeple...
The mountain with his girlfriend
real photo of an extraterrestrial being
Saw 2 boxes having sex on the drive home
Gay is now cured
Joe Rogan trying his hardest
Old man Logan
Rockin the phedora?
I don’t think this one is mine.
The best part of hand-me-down textbooks
Rain on my parade
Dam I'm only 24 and I already have one of these.
Elephants are so intelligent!
BRÖTHER, MAY I HAVE SOME CHËËT?
Not a big tiddy goth gf, but greater
T H I C C
pull the trigger
good begainning,bad ending
Everybody suffers in the retail industry
The movies make it seem so easy...
real men have curves
Something went wrong here.
Age Old Arguments.
This is needed on every menu.
Jurassic World, Pennsylvania edition.
This is my kind of art.
Well, I never knew that
The real pro tip is in the customer questions.
My cousin works part time at a nursing home and writes down a quote from a resident each day
Who’s The Bald ***?
That makes total sense!
I'm with Gary...
*kid does something*
Ready to sail!
We've come so far
We have all experienced this.
That rabbit's alright.
I mean, cmon.
Sign found at the LA Zoo
OMG ARE THOSE ON HIS HEAD CAT EARS?????
In your darkest hour...
Young or Adult, It doesn't matter. Male will be same till the death.
Girl takes cardboard cutout of Danny DeVito to prom, so Danny DeVito takes cardboard cutout of the girl to Paddy’s Pub
Excuse me, whose church is this?
We have a wallpaper forest on one of the walls at work. I wonder how long till the boss notices my upgrade.
You’ll float too
That's... Well, that makes sense.
You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like
it’s hard being a superhero
Just stare at these shirts for a moment..
Someone posted this on the urinal and it's in black and white
What a game!
“A lil rain ain’t gonna stop me from makin some pork chops”
Woah, that's what you call progress!
An Overwhelming Surplus Of Diggity.
I Just Did
It is certain
Apple past vs Apple today.
Old School Rap
That’s not how this works. That’s not how any of this works.