She loves her head being scratched; until she doesn’t and turns on you in a split second

wait ʷʰᵃᵗ

Canadian goose

Hmm that’s not entirely how I remember it

Square it is

For Sale !!

Just a woman posing with a tornado, 1989

Nice day for a swim

Driving up and down I-95 over the holiday weekend with cops in all the emergency turnarounds.

This jet was surely shooting for the stars

Like cats and dogs

OMG THIS

Hell ye boi

I made my wife mad so my kitty Milo was my date.

Wasn't expecting this result when I searched 'onomatopoeia'

Thank you for your service.

Please believe me!

Nothing worse than slow internet

King of the Hill never disappoints me!

Adoption at its limits :D

Well, that's how you do it.

[Sweating] heh I saw him just now, heh

We’ve got a 2319!

side effects include racism and desire to kill younglings

So I ordered a lettuce burger thinking it would come on two PIECES of lettuce..

Just chillin at the local dive...

why

You must've lost yo goddamn mind

Sign at my local coffee shop

It’s not wrong..

Ended up behind this guy today

She said i would never find it ... Pfft

For those of you whose dogs always follow you to the restroom. Photo: Rob Sedwick

Yer a Grand Wizard, Harry!

YYYYYYYY????

Be careful. Respect everything.

Funnily enough, the american one looks like their ancestors got Nuked, and not the other way around.

Thriiiiiller

Oh how times have changed...

2’s Day.

Dispurse and go get some

I decided to take this picture instead of warning my friend

They forgot the lube function of shampoo. That'd make it 7 in 1

How Not To Get Shot In Milwaukee

Big Day In History

Legitimate Question

This happens every time our neighbors grill.

retry

He's bread, Jim.

Miscommunication in the workplace

We're all slowly training ourselves to be just like this AI

There's uh, shrimp-kebabs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo....

Alexa: Remind me to feed the baby

How to let kids keep their distance

Honoring a Hero....PSA because no one at the party got the joke.

I miss topgear

Thanks to Apple and a truely dedicated 3 year old I only have 43.4 years to wait!

the cutest third wheel

A N I N T E R E S T I N G T I T L E

All this drama...

In this economy?

Sorry, eh?

Same..... same

what a HAPPY DOG

Basically why we all exist

aw :(

You wot garl?

Old but Gold, Einstein after sex

REV IT BRANDON REV IT

Can't prank me fool..........DAMN IT!

When you flush the toilet

Yuk.

Some awesome advice right there.

Piracy is not Theft, It’s Piracy

Clickbait has come full circle

lol my spirit animal

Warming up the pimp hand.

Next episode on "Where are they now" Dr. Evil.

Whoever did this, hand them a beer.

There really is a Simpsons image for any occasion....

Secret message

Richard Holder

Be cool guys!

everyday

Those poor giraffes

Stop hitting yourself ...

Fever

This kid knows what’s up

B e g o n e

Not sure if this is racist

Set pace to grueling

Safe browsing.

keep going :3

Vacationing on Cape Cod. Impressed with the neighbor's network name.

Those damn looters

this is my favorite meme. it never gets old.

Weaponised autism

West Virginia is about to get hit hard!

Jaws.

all i wanted to do was eat in paradise