After waiting a month and a half after buying my first car, I was excited that my license plates finally arrived... only to find out that they say "blowjobs 69."

Palm trees, lmao.

hsc2018

: ^)

Future!

I dont even have an steam's account but.. hsc2018

Instant butt clench

cross over

you are saved

Unsaved Work

sponge_hitler during the hsc2018 (colourised)

My brother-in-law Rico gave this card to our cousin who graduated from high school this past weekend.

Fortnite is about to be dead after this comes out.

4th team the charm?

Don't act like you're not impressed.

good tunes all around

My wife ran and won her age group in her first 5k this weekend. Here are a couple pictures from the race.

An introvert's first line of defense

historical

AAAAAAAAAAA

WAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Vanilla Ice has let himself go...

Limitless

My colon doctor has a Mr. Poopybutthole pin

Squirtle for the rescue

The Greatest Fear

Sexual Assault

Some words of wisdom from Veronica.

meta

Obviously

My brother crashed his bike. When I asked what happened, he sent me this:

When you realize

[Sweating loudly]

This game gunna suck

When you buy Neymar, Ronaldo and Messi on Aliexpress

hsc2018

Boxception

true pain

Anon meets the FBI

My 5-year-old's drawing of me on my Father's day card

Thanks son!

She still doesn't know...

Mexico beat Germany

Scotland showing support for England's first match

Honey?!

Sounds good will do again

Maurice, Come Here And Look At Me

CTRL + ALT + DEL

i just made you a bowl of cookies and cream

Every 4 years...

Come on Death!

Panoramic shot part 2

POP

World’s most effective house-share cleaning schedule.

No heads up. No nothing. Not a word.

It's time to stop

Dan right he did

Byoutiful, it's a masterpiece

Don’t have any kids so I’ve been whispering this in my dogs ear all day.

I looked up "real life crusaders" and found this

2018 FIFA World Cup

Must have been before Geonosis

It's an endless cycle

Found this gem browsing the bowels of Imgur

Popsicles

The Titanic compared to a modern day cruise ship.

My pig was upset that I wouldn't hold her while I was working at my desk, so she climbed up on the couch to stare at me with disappointment.

Oldest trick in the book

Hmmmm, seems a bit suspisious

My 9 year old daughter thought she was funny. Made me some Brownies for Father's Day.

The Struggle Is Real !!

Disney needs to explain themselves

It's really hard to adapt ...

How I met your mutter

The Great Wall of Mexico

Done goofed

This review swayed our decision to buy this tent.

Joe Dirt seal of approval

Came across this urinal etiquette poster. "Read the instructions carefully before you proceed."

Squirrel has mastered water bending

haha

This guy made pants from all the festival hats from previous years

Well that was more work than i thought, *** me (hsc2018)

Panoramic shot

My first Father’s Day gift. Thanks, babe!

Experience level: Dad

Requests selfie with Gaston. Shouldn't have expected any less...

Bun pun

TEST YOUR MIGHT

The wettest dream

My new desk art. Boss wasn't pleased.

Warlord

Free to any willing home

Thats little FISHY

Happiness lies in simple things

cat cleaner

What married women really want

Haha Acting for friend's happiness

Hey Elon

My sex dice know me too well..