No smoking. No littering. No nazis. NYC subway.

oh..

aliens

I’d like some SMASHed potatoes

E....u

My husband’s fortune is surprisingly dark.

Keeping your cool..

The difference.

:) 

Don’t get the special sauce

Baw Baw don't ignore me

gain

What actually happened.

continuation of the rats on coke liking jazz

His honor is to be preserved

The only advice I need right now

What is going on around here?

hol' up...

Is it just me or is Maggie Smith the female version of Michael Caine?

Tom Hiddleston’s smile is 100% genuine here

New goal for me

It is dangerous to leave children alone with pit bulls...kids are scary!

Aww man that's tough.

... noice (maybe a re)

Much simpler than explaining

Justice of biblical proportions

Finally Friday

And a side of ranch please.

When your browser history too dirty

Please

I have seen the future of Pinterest.

This kid is a genius.

The exit door is bigger than the entrance at Golden Corral

Checking the oven

Extradimensional kid kicks soccer ball.

You stupid

It’s only a matter of time.

Punishment is a War Crime

clap clap clap

Athlete vs model

Yep thats the way

At least it was 10:57

Just move the crossing

Monty Python Life Of Brian is still relevant

No chill..

Anon gets bamboozled

At least it's not loss

I lost my ***ing cat

:thinking:

1 in 5 people remember this

title is too short

My son is starting his summer off right.

I guess he got tired of running . . .

Interesting space facts

Sign at a local music store

Small grandpa

Privacy.

I’ve had an idea for a while now to take out of context/unflattering bible verses and make a calendar that looks like other biblical calendars and posters. This is my first one.

Was thinking at my local dmv

This was written on a drill that was returned to Lowe’s.

That's OK I still want to hear the joke...

Please select your gender....

Gentle reminder that money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy a lot

Thinking outside the box.

This guy is on to something

When you are doing something weird and your friend One-ups you

Let us not forget

Biscuit

Green Mario

Hes gonna need to buy some burn cream now

This is so sad, can we undo millions of years of geological shift?

SPººkie

I guess someone had to say it.

When mosquito season starts

So Versatile

Show Me a Sign

These ***s

I mean whatever works

Either there's a hot air balloon in the distance, or this hawk just had a great idea

Hey darling, which flavor do you wa...oh...

Found this a park bench near my house

When it's not in your job description

A Candle for Writer's Block

It’s all a big cover-up

My friend also gave cross stitching a try.

Can't spell "Assassin's Creed" without ASS

straightn't

A hall monitor

wait a second...

Netflix and chill.

Bought a car and this is the welcome message when you turn the key

Turtle Pose

What happened to me?

The worst teammate ever LOL

critical

Waluigi? ✔️ Jojos? ✔️ OC? ✔️Autism? ✔️

How to avoid an awkward question

Surprise me

SPEECH 100

Yeah, I’m going to need some clarification...