This isn’t how this works...

BEFORE AND AFTER...TACOS

Started remodeling the basement and ripped off the old paneling from the 1970's

April deserves a raise

Too woke5me

So that’s what my son’s teacher meant by, “I love him!”

It’s the small things.

Con...grats... I think...

Cats are evil.

This kid knows what's up

Instant Regerts

I also was able to meet Jason Momoa with my girlfriend. He got a little too close to her

My husband bet me I couldn't shave his foot without him waking up. This is what he woke up to this morning.

Let me live my life, Susan

I work in a pharmacy, and this is happens a lot.

Driver-please don't text and drive

Spiders...

Damn fruit striped gum...

Photobombed by the couple behind my Father and I

"Yeah, so I brought this gift for the family but I require assistance to give it to you"

My friend’s kid did this to their pantry

The worst thing that can happen to a squirrel

It’s so hard to find gluten free parking these days!

I choose only the the hip veterinarians

My parrot thinks he’s Gandalf

This king size bed keeps getting smaller and smaller

Well....rip

Well there’s your problem

back when nickelodeon made good music

always love when stores go for the bad pun

Wife is out of town...

The reflection of this guys license plate

Don't get between my gran and her food...

split it in two!

Good ol’ Nick

Tiny moron

Him's so cute!

Ticketed

Scooby Doo, is that you?

Gimme RAM!

How Iceland selected the World Cup team

I feel old

I have the munchies.

I’m sold.

Wouldn’t be the first time

Always buy a gnome if given the chance

How could we have been so blind

yeet

Goofy is no hypocrite!

Germany no chill mode

A Realistic Alien Invasion

Protect b4 he collects

How to counter pickup line users

Proportional

Sorry daddy

Well... true I guess.

Married twice

oh my god.....

He's saving for that glorious moment!

The real finale . .

oh.....

Dear Slim, I wrote you but you still ain’t calling...

shook

Give your kids attention or they become degenerates.

Observation

all of us

We need this kind of police

oof, got ‘er

On Wednesday my doods

The one time I trolled my coworker’s desk flair

rocket

When a beautiful girl asks me for a seat

Good asparagus crop in Michigan this year!

Soul searching

Thanks Mac'Donalds

To whoever did this hats off!

David Attenborough

When she's almost there, but you don't know what you did to get her there.

Now now ladies...

There can only be one

DONT FEED THE BEARS!

funniest gif i've ever seen

When your mom calls you pretty.

It gets worse the longer you look at it

Farting Rainbows

Anon is a grung

blessed image of the day

FFS FLUFFY

Don't forget

hero

whoops

It’s a sad day in American.

Umm, well I think that doesn’t sound bad at all, does it?

My girlfriend made this for me.... it’s awesome....

Where do you like your meat? Found this in front of a taco place in Boston during pride week

inventor

Faded AF

Everything is bigger in Texas

Basketballs are flat

Perks of having a glass dinner table