The Silence of the Clarinets

Bringing home the bacon

It’s so hot today, so I baked cookies in car

Best skin ever

You are no friend of mine

Horton Hears a ***

Uhhh.... Yes?

Perfection

Well, you shouldn't teach your dad how to ****

I love Terry Crews

wth?

Low-key Shitpost

This guy has no chill!

The face of success

tables be flippin

Every Jackie Chan movie in a nutshell.

just a story

I’d appreciate a more distinct “G.”

Is this just every dog’s mentality??

This has made my day pahah

Had a mastectomy in January due to breast cancer. These are falsies donated for free called “Knitted Knockers”. Fulfilled my dream of piercing my nipple.

Someone will get promoted...

You Damn Kids!

Just spreading the word

Harry Potter is over... Can’t find job...

nvm, I'll do it myself...

Bieber looks like a GTA online character designed by a 13 year old.

What was happening in the 1800s?

Cardboard modding at its finest

Beginning of nap vs. full sleep mode

Evidently I've been pumping gas wrong my whole life.

Intimidating lol

And there was disapointment

Look at this huge... wait... what's that?!

Where we droppin boysss?!

Not suprised

Ok this is awkward... Ummmm

But imma work them angles tho

When he says, "I've changed."

I hope this isn't fake news

Cards Against Humanity issued a Pride pack, complete with warning.

My friends new Facebook profile picture

Handholding

This is me the morning after my marriage

eeeeeeeeeh

Meant to type in Warpigs and made a typo. Was not not disappointed

My girlfriend and I were taking pictures while wearing each other's clothes. Caught the exact moment my father's world crashed

This bird's face though.

...the location of this gas leak.

“There are no mistakes, just happy accidents.” ✔

Is the office funny? Guilty as charged

Someone please take the color pencils away from Spanish grannies

Oh boy is that one of the ladies kids down there?

I don't remember this from the anime at all.

Alabama

Thankfully, the door was propped open.

The source of all my insecurities

fly free or die

When Cheetos are life

Farm Fresh

Some tips for staying out of prison

Gettin them heaven points

Presenting Exhibit A

Just another day in the park...

How to be human

Flash doing the right thing

Did not expect that

:notlikethis:

This business I cleaned tonight had Danny Devito as employee of the month for the rest of the year.

We’ve been bamboozled

not wrong

Fresh Strawberries of Bel-Air

Ow.

damn

hmm

up if u cry every time

I bought two lattes

cooler

I said coconut water...

Accurate toilet sign

Good ol' Owen

When your teacher and door have a quest for you :)

It's called hentai and it's art

oh no

Top 10 dogs

I guess his neighbours think he’s a bit of a dickhead.

Meguhappy

yeet

Cold spicy

What a habit

You got better puns

The part you do not see

My wife’s grandfather is turning 88 years old and I volunteered to make the invites. Not sure if I should just have them printed without showing her first.

ok.

math

Should we wake Mom? Let’s consult the chart.

Please send help

@taine

Hello Master!

Drugs are good kids