When I'm masturbating and I hear footsteps approaching...

How I felt progressively winning an argument during the family reunion.

Its true

Dark siders have to stick together.

Club can't even handle me right now!

?t's funny because she's American

I'm just big boned...

Well then I must be great in bed.

Seems about right

He has some good instincts

World is f*cked up :(

Probably one of the coolest gifs ever

I laughed at this more than I should have

Never

F*ck logic

Whales... whales everywhere

I must train my human

Friendship or a whopper?

Oh God Why?

Gtfo my submarine

Lizard Vs. Mouse Cursor

No its totally cool...See

How T-shirt imprints emerge

Wait wtf? No way...ooooh I see

Interesting **_**

The pit of doom

Just... what?

Pretty late but nevertheless awesome

Waking up after a nap

I like that sh*t

90's kids will know

Who is your real friend

Browsing the vote page

No fap 2013

Emma Watson stringing us along.

Squirtle

The beauty of live TV streaming.

Cats always land on their feet, right?

Insanity...

I dunno

Boy, that escalated quickly

Fancy as f*ck

Not all of it

Hmm i would say for returning....

Nailed it.

Aaaaaand I'm gone

And on this day, we shall all eat pie.

Omnomnom

True true...

Nervous?

Stop these secrets, Obama. Please.

What the f*ck youtube...just what the f*ck

Useless likes

U open the fridge... aaaand there's nothing.

Maybe....

Conspiracy!

Waiting in line to use the toilet

Jersey shore

What am i supossed to write here again?

It's staring into my soul

Shark skin viewed under an electron microscope

F*ck you tony!

Don't loo here look there

Your doing it wrong

Hugh Laurie being Hugh Laurie

Ren and Stimpy logic!

How to scare random people

Yes they do

Wiser words have never been spoken

Welcome aboard!

Tumblr gold

Well, that sucks.

Well he has a point...

Tell him more!

Seems legit

I... What?

I just masturbated to...

Good Idea!

Wand duel...

The Power of the Pause Button

No more Mr. Nice Guy

Thats how you troll a friend.

Formerly

Most Disturbing NSFW Comic of 2012 Nominee

Why so curious?

He's got a point

Grumpy cat

Bet that bench is unstable

Restroom philosophy

Ya wanna bwuy som meth?!

Looks like Yugi is screwed.

Optimist/pessimist

I think it is pronounced "tomato"

This is so mesmerizing

Books

If only Michael Jackson knew this....

Smart is the new sexy

Just got caught

That was unexpected

I don't even.......