"C'mere and I'll let you taste some boy syrup"

My school goals

Friends dad found this gem today

Oh *** Randy!

is it

My wife is pregnant and she thought it would be funny to take a picture of our dog's feet looking like they are her's...

seems familiar

Oh the time we live in

We can all be heroes....

Not in the interview...

cringe

Admit it. We have all been there.

Life pro tips

taco johns, Mexican food, wings, you know..

Improvise, overcome

Ever wonder why the American Bald Eagle is photographed from the side?

Drug free workplace

It could work

A true millennial visionary

This is not funny

Naughty sister

Grandpa was not impressed

Found this at my local Denny's

Do guys sit on their balls when riding a bike?

Someone had a successful Prime Day.

Paul walker doesn’t even walk anymore

A 25ft statue of Jeff Goldblum emerged in London to celebrate 25 years of Jurassic Park

There's hope, right?

In case of an emergency...

what is 4000 converted into Roman Numerals

Every time I see the "Equality" cartoon...

Wedding photographer captures romantic moment between bridesmaid and floor.

I'll take it

BIG DATA reality.

Upsy

Urge to shitpost, so here's a bad pun

Who remembers having to blow these as a kid?

This bus stop sign trying to communicate with millennials

These are hard times

Best driver's liscense photo

All other search engines can close down. Google’s got it. We’re done here.

A goose family calmly hanging out with the scary wolf statue that's supposed to deter them from doing just that.

The future is now, old man

How to beat procastination

A 25ft statue of Jeff Goldblum in London to celebrate 25 years of Jurassic Park

Saw this near Robin hood’s bay

The pest control salesman left his card in a spiderweb on my porch.

I got sick of a hotel asking me to do their survey, so I filled it out complaining about my room being haunted. This was their response

Enjoy some shitty "OC"

Makes me wanna cry

Hai

Remote control

Will overclocking destroy my CPU?

I spoke to Thanos...

heh

pls dont

Willem Dafoe is a national treasure

Bamboozle of the highest degree

Oops, wrong wormhole.

Judas' greatest crime was not respecting personal space.

The power of thin mint cookies

I’m scared

Coming soon

Well then let’s just call off that impeachment...

No One Was More Surprised Than Penny, In The Form Her Patronus Took

כן

Can we watch a movie in class?

Philadelphia is Wild.

Gotta love Terry Crews

Seagull

Found in my AP Psych Textbook

Actual human

Yummy Sky Raisins

Hoarding Level: Pro

SO MY PARENTS!! xD

The face of a cold blooded killer.

Hey.. uh you dropped your phone.

Best thing I have seen all day

You G O T T A

wholesome

Who needs an umbrella...

Signage in my hotel bathroom in Melbourne

the last infinity war meme

life 2

FOR THE EMPEROR!

lmaoao im dead

Look at that smug ass face

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What the actual *** Jennifer

Left beef none sauce

Pretty much my day

Crossing the language barrier creatively !

Please. Stop.

The disrespect

I'd like to see you try!

Leadership and Courage...

“Ask them politely but firmly to leave”-hank hill

So many hoodies lost

For anyone wondering why I was laughing my ass off in the middle of the supermarket

I believe them then.