I've recently been diagnosed with cancer. I asked my mother for a calendar to mark important dates. Doctor's visits, scans, etc. Without thinking, she hands me this..

Shove it: Exotic Dancer

I'm gonna live forever

Visiting a sub for the first time.

Celebratory cookies for a friend that just had a hysterectomy

Welcome to the Hotel California!

Mom's Christmas Cookies

The perfect faceswap dosen't exis-...

Cos play

But of course, my good man.

I accidentally left my bike ride tracker on for part of a delta flight

Anon watches Infinity War

Please return your seats to an upright position

Hows this guys

Genius

3M announces success of a new type of fly paper for cats.

A comic that I made in high school.

hold up!

Saw this earlier thought you might enjoy from another artist

My man.

Saw a woman in Seattle wearing this today, had to find it online.

Not wholesome

Thank you all

Argh!!! Not again.

Goofy had sex with someone?

Some have gone too far

My testicles are black

When the lolicons invade

Dolan Dark is at it again

Why you should choose a job you LOVE:

In Oslo, Norway

They'll appear eventually

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Needle in a Haystack

Don't forget, tonight the moon will be visible from earth. Last time this happened was over 24 hours ago. #NASA

Hugelol community in one pic

The reason they don't make live action movies about Street Figher

Come on my friend

Local pet store advertising

But I said choo choo!

So i was watching futurama last night and i saw this.

I hope it's a boy

Couple of nudists ... I’m sure they were stoned.

Rollercoaster Tycoon was a great game, now I'm sad.

This indy coffee house sign

The most pumped up mannequin

New Jerseyans fighting to get to New York

Ffs Han

Someone needs to find a new pooping spot.

Sorry, son.

comics in the 90's people

Not sure if translation fail or most accurate sign ever

If Snoop Dogg was an acorn

Alone with the wedding photo booth

When u own a dog

So glad I bought enough mats for everyone.

Tartar sauce.

Relatable

Yeah, my window is bullet-pr...

RCMP Officer at a rave

;_;

So I was shopping around for tents when I came across this review...

This made me laugh, I hope you do too

Why you are doing that my friend

Too surreal??

I just found a huge rare bat on the floor!

Next Monday!

Real life sid

And the award for smallest penis goes to...

The power of the dogs

Today is the first day I’ve finally understood “If I fits, I sits”

When you are one rotation away From solving the Rubik’s Cube

Local bakery educating the masses

Nooooo, it's too soon

Drink up homies!

Following instructions from your dad lol

To die is another day.

As productive as you could be!

Quick visit to the doctor’s office

Singer Jewel roasting Rob Lowe

All white hobbi... peoples look the same.

John cleese is stil awsome

This is so sad

You are a cutie pie

Wholesome

Gamer Badassery

Dr Fisher

Aaaaaaaaa...

Y̶ ̶E̶ ̶S̶ wait ⁿ̶ᵒ̶ Y ₑ ₛ

:notlikethis:

Well..at least he did something

Shut them off with one comment!

The PopTarts box went really dark...

heh

The importance of high quality

Now this is something more my style.

Our generation is something special

Netflix knows what I want

BREAKING NEWS: Police arrest 4 suspects on the run from a high security prison since 1972.

Man-taur. Half man, half another man