Day 763 without sex: this kettle is looking thicc

Zoolander 3 coming this Fall to a theater near you!

‘Nice’ with Christ

The Dog of the Party

You know me better than I know myself, Incognito

You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it.

My sister got pranked for her birthday...

The hard path

The boys are real!

Yin Yang!

Hmmmmm this is why i relate to a frog name kermit

Watt the hell !

I like some variety

There's a boot in my snake

I'm not liking the opening credits of the new star wars movie

Cause puns

Existence is pain.

A high schooler I know said she like the toasters on my shirt. Feeling old.

When I hit "Unsubscribe" on an email and get a dialogue box begging me to give them another chance.

I’m inspired, yet concerned...

Nut milk

Hidden message.

I think my husband broke the dog.

Hue

Hold on a sec.

Hopefully it's a lot of money!

Fact

My grandma upgraded her tv

Bamboozled

When it doesn't matter if you are an actual prince

give positive energy of its appearance

Instructor: asks us to photoshop anything Me:

✔✔✔

Big Oof incoming

Such a missed oppertunity

Kids had balloon animals made. Ariel's arms popped and things got awkward.

2 seconds

Relatable

Lamp

~ 22 ~

Pokémon Protip:

Irony on 4 wheels.

Need a lawyer? Well...

My kid sleeps like he fell down in Family Guy.

"Get a dog" they said, "it'll be fun" they said.

Make your choice.

Savage headline.

This cactus looks like it's giving the middle finger.

Don't ask

figuring it out made me angry

Jameil shares his opinion

Change.org, the best way to change the world

Still awkward tho

hue

How to recognize a liquor store in one easy step

nani

You better be

Real love story

wojack mask

My boyfriend got me a wax seal kit. I don’t have many practical opportunities to use it, so I’ve decided to annoy him by revolutionizing the booty call.

Just seen this rant on my university Facebook page

damn

Why would someone submit themselves to this type or torture

How I miss this show

cursed

Assault straws

You want to see it?

I don’t if it’s a repost but this makes me laugh every damn summer

Every episode of Family Feud

Its game over

That face questions the need for photo documentation...

They’re honest about their business?

I got the right moment

she gets him

Always come prepared

IM GONNA BUY IT

I would choose Tiger Wood

True though...

Slav shenanigans

Chopsticks you say?

The title of this painting.

Talent or great practice?

Sitting down, minding my own business, when this picture is airdropped to me. I don’t know anyone around me. No context

Woah..

Gas station nearby me understands why I hate the biker party that happens every year.

My girlfriend's dad trying to take a group picture last night

Please wait help is on the way

Intellect 100

The *** who named this store brand version of Crispix deserves a beer and a promotion.

Got up this morning to find a cat stuck in my basement. His face before I got him out was priceless!

Love this early pic of Weezer

Yay adulthood

Bob is me for days

You are not the only one cursed with knowledge

@Downudder

This cafe is sooooo French!

How sheep get away with murder.

Mom said... in Barcelona

Too real...

Dogs can be so insensitive