Local Church had their AC stolen

Pls help! How do i get sunburn without leaving my moms basement?

Biblical accuracy

Mouse just having fun.

Only if.

SO HOT!

I feel like every job ever has one of these..

twitter is a magical place

This is the sort of cosplay I can get behind

Stay still...

"I don't always ride on the back of a truck, but when I do, I ride in comfort" - The Most Interesting Man in the Third World

When Task Manager Decides to Not Respond

Flash backs

heavy on the onions

Mine will

I don't have an interesting title.

Finished my 'Avengers' puzzle today!

Kinder suprise

Might be old

Disney Princesses but with Steve Buscemi's eyes

baby dont hurt me

Beware of Quebecers and Americans

Plz don't be mean to me

It's like magic!

Douche flutes.

600 million dollar baby

Holistic indeed

Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit taking amphetamines

Rock paper scissors!!

hmmm... who think was him???

(◕ ω ◕)

History learnt!

The most epic online product review ever!

my work here is always dumb

They couldn't handle the king

What brought you to Florida?

Me showing up to work ready to do good business

I knew it.

Nice tan.

ONE WISH PER COMMENT

When Task Manager Doesn't Respond

Someone might get fired!

Remember these

Any RNs??

Went to the gym for two weeks and all I lost is 2 weeks

Amazons new building in Seattle looks really familiar. I can’t remember what though, and it’s driving me nuts.

Bye then

Abby's boss has no chill

The holy grail for every man forced to accompany his girlfriend on a shopping trip.

My sign for my sister running her half iron man race tomorrow

Geology rocks

Warmed my heart...

Found my husbands old CD folder. He said any guy who was in high school in the late 90’s/early 00’s would know what was actually on this...

As I get older, this is more relevant

It’s time for a change

Absurd Windows Estimates

Validation

Hate it when they do it in public

I think I got scammed.

MAKE THE CEO OF PRINGLES SEE THIS!!!

　　　　　 　　　　　　　　　　　 　　　　　　

My morning commute..

I put my cat under a cover that looks just like him.

The absolute worst type of person...

It's all natural :)

Just doing some washing Ha Ha Ha...

Greatest tweet of all time

The rapture is coming

Found in an old-fashioned diner.

Whose a good boy?

I appreciate these, You guys?

You have to keep coming up with new terms

Same Paul... Same.

flop

I wouldn’t even wish this on my worst of enemies

hell of a way to stop at a gas station Qui-Gon

When you try VR for the first time and your friends are watching you.

Thinking

           

After you had enough with all the bullshits.

It not have usual Chatroulette.

Hard to watch

Today's critical thinking question escalated quickly

Congrats on the sex !

A teacher typed out questions she got from elementary school kids during Sex Ed

Time to go back to the board about their algorithms.

*brain explodes

Nice and blunt.

Dear Costumer, send us your debit card & pin or it will burn your legs and stomach, terribly.

So i was watching season 6 of venture brothers and a seen came up where there was a Gathering of villains and i noticed something in the background.

When the term madness...

I won"t give up on this :c

I love it when SpongeBob becomes self-aware.

The truth every PC/console gamer knows

The true meaning of life!

d20

Someone put this man on the Aquaman Poster

Do snitches still get stitches if they snitch on themselves?

Greatest. T-shirt. Ever.

Tom always has a unique perspective on things...