Airdropping the essentials

When you buy a $200,000 car and then remember you need some trunk space.

They get it...

Just pronounce it

Blue shell pin badge. Saying it how it is.

Im a security guard just doin my rounds, walked into the conference room and saw this.

my pickup line: "to reach happiness, you only need to ligma"

Hotter than the sun

Bow down to your Karma King

Good boy... bad cop

Not sure if this should go on lapel or hat

Point of agreement

Remember be safe introducing your child to pets.

Same old soviet union

Loves antivaxxers

splash

Cat ignored

The Sandman by It’s the Tie

A friend found a portrait of himself in the local pub

A helpful sign.

Roadtrips in a nutshell

You had one task

Firefly

First period of dating someone and spending to much time together

"What is a weed? A plant whose virtues have not yet been discovered.” ― Ralph Waldo Emerson

This is what happens when you drop your nokia

I chose alcohol

True care and looking out for people

U got me

Now this is Real Life!

That’s the English language for you

OMG!! I had that same lyft driver.

When you try VR for the first time and your friends are watching you:

My ice maker works. So I got that goin for me which is ice

In my sisters halls

My buddy got tired of people asking about his height.

Ol’ Reliable

C*unts

lawl

A wholesome post nobody expects from /pol/

　　　 　　

I’ll call you guys tomorrow.

My grandson's hardcore.

@N00TN00T

Believe me. My socks are the best.

A pro to having 3 fingers

Bitcoin finally explained

She better not fart

The internet is ruthless and I love it.

Understanding women’s

Our data...

My oldest brother and I have such similar looking faces that even with our faces swapped, we still look the same

Just sharing sibling conversation

Well, they aren’t wrong.

　　 　　 　　　 　　 　　　 　　 　　　

We all know an Eric

This is a legitimate yelp review I found for my local domino’s before ordering delivery. I can’t stop laughing.

Sure, makes perfect sense

Mini me stranger! Remarkable resemblance!

I remember Pokémon

Well.....shit.

I’ll take mine over here

Oh, Brother.

Something everyone can agree on

this should be in every existing mall

Rodney Security System

Naughty goat gets the noodles

A bat never hurt anyone

Relatable

Me after watching MasterChef

Stop it

We pranked the PA into thinking the house duster was a sound boom. It’s been hours and he still has no idea.

　 　　　 　　

Spotted in Wasilla, Alaska

Ok, I will.

Stop at the same store every morning and forgot my change yesterday so they set it aside for me. I think I need to cut down on the lottery tickets and energy drinks.

　　 　　 　 　　

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Huckleberry is on top of his game.

Maybe I will one day

I found the key to life in a review for headphones.

1 nanosecond after he saw a cat

Demonstrate what exactly?

My three year old son and I just finished this book. Tonight, we’re going to rent the movie.

This bar obviously owns a cat

My brother just had a tumor removed from his salivary gland. This is the first picture I get from my Dad.

Highway sign in Boston

Dun nu... dun nu... dun nu...

Dentists are scared of you just as much as you're scared of them!

　 　　　 　　

Never knew you could look the type...

Thanks

But wait...is Annie OK? Is she OK???

You never know when duty calls

UwU

Skinny doesn't taste as good as eating an entire thing of Orange Milanos by yourself at 2 a.m. on a Thursday.

　 　 　　　　 　　 　　　 　 　　 　

　　 　　　 　 　　 　　　 　 　　　　

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School is starting