Press #1 to pay respects

My reminder to clean my screen

The Stages of Butter

I forgot actually

My mom pretending to take a scenic picture of my dad at the side of the road. He’s really just taking a leak

This is hotter than 50 shades of grey

By far biggest plot hole in movie history

Flyin somewhere?

The face I made after my cousin said Facebook is private and shows you truthful information

My junk drawer has pens, batteries, screws, Icelandic coins, mints, an old iPhone, and a little jar of honey

I am tooth

What are y'all lookin at?

Just saw this gem online

At my local gym

So I was at lowes today...

When you're an introvert but love God

its the same thing sooooo yeah the difference?

Dont let your dreams be dreams

Soulja boy tell ‘em

Thank you dude!

Frozen theme Dog Birthday

Can we even go deeper?

Lifehack for Unsociables

You may be entitled to a financial settlement

Hello Clarise. Have the lambs stopped screaming?

John Belushi photo bombing Chevy Chase.

This happens to me every day...

When the council forget about a sinkhole in your town

Batman that's the wrong scarecrow

Let's just use this forever please

We found her

That art major is finally paying off.

Equality knows no mechanical boundaries

Comic Sans Strikes Again

Bacon

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I guess Sharknado’s getting a spin-off then .

He’s got a point, ya know.

yea

Happening on city corners and college campuses everywhere

As if youtube wasn't dead enough

angery mah dudes

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Hmmm

PLEASE BE NICE TO ME

That old chestnut

this shit got me trippin

Misfits was such an underrated show

Nice tattoo...

Best buds.

Some sweet OC for my suicidal upside down friends

Hah! Punny. Only musicians will understand :)

Saw this at my local church

My girlfriend tried to entice me to get out of bed. I'm ashamed to say it worked.

To be fair, it was a hell of a sale

Yikes that's a scary scaleboi

I have 3 kids and no money. I wish I had no kids and 3 money

These cable companies are getting too damn creative

Geico

Pretty sure this has been posted before somewhere last year but i think its more fitting now :'( Rip

He went down a fighter

Couldn't resist.

F F F

Reincarnation: not what it is cracked up to be.

When you wear a green shirt for school pictures

Kids, wake up. Let's take a selfie. - Mama Doggo

Christmas is coming.

Gloria was well known for her mastery of the El dente art

Spidey's new ability. Puffttt!

You dirty ***s

Rebellions were built on the backs of moms lunches

Many doors Edboy

One more layer

the last holdout

My little milkshake

Beware of the mighty warrior

Vampire Protection

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Our guardian angels

Police 0 this guy 1

Farewell and Adieu Stefan, You shall forever live within the hearts of those who shall never forget

Don’t be a Karen

"Yeah, so you're not going to believe this..."

Mom's spaghetti

Our God has died

tears

He was Number 1

R.I.P. our sweet prince :_(

"Lets build a happy little cloud. Lets build some happy little trees." - Farewell hero #1

legend

RIP

always

I am not gay, i am 100% straight because i like girls

I'M FAST AS FμCK goodBOI!!!

Star War meme for you. May the F be with you

JUST. DO. IT!

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eternal fear

"Put your hands up"

Honesty and domestic violence