My girlfriend tried to entice me to get out of bed. I'm ashamed to say it worked.

To be fair, it was a hell of a sale

Yikes that's a scary scaleboi

I have 3 kids and no money. I wish I had no kids and 3 money

These cable companies are getting too damn creative

Geico

Pretty sure this has been posted before somewhere last year but i think its more fitting now :'( Rip

He went down a fighter

Couldn't resist.

F F F

Reincarnation: not what it is cracked up to be.

When you wear a green shirt for school pictures

Kids, wake up. Let's take a selfie. - Mama Doggo

Christmas is coming.

Gloria was well known for her mastery of the El dente art

Spidey's new ability. Puffttt!

You dirty ***s

Rebellions were built on the backs of moms lunches

Many doors Edboy

One more layer

the last holdout

My little milkshake

Beware of the mighty warrior

Vampire Protection

Stefánposting 3

Our guardian angels

Police 0 this guy 1

Farewell and Adieu Stefan, You shall forever live within the hearts of those who shall never forget

Don’t be a Karen

"Yeah, so you're not going to believe this..."

Mom's spaghetti

Our God has died

tears

He was Number 1

R.I.P. our sweet prince :_(

"Lets build a happy little cloud. Lets build some happy little trees." - Farewell hero #1

legend

RIP

always

I am not gay, i am 100% straight because i like girls

I'M FAST AS FμCK goodBOI!!!

Star War meme for you. May the F be with you

JUST. DO. IT!

Stefánposting 5

eternal fear

"Put your hands up"

Honesty and domestic violence

F .

Always check the standard deviation

no.

Things you can’t unsee

Holy gains.

To all the haters that said this day would never come.

Only need one song today

hahaha problem solved lol

brothers

I’m not the original creator of this but I believe the whole world needs to see this meme. Thank you original creator whoever you are

the only letter I need today :'(

Penguin Erector

Me if i had a boyfriend

Well that couldn't have turned out better

Tonight for date night: Blast from the past that has accurately predicted the future.

Found some familiar faces while watching the new show Disenchantment!

I ask that the Community Meme to this man

No inner monologue

Will it never end?

“The Suspense”

In their natural state, my kids are basically a children’s office stock photo

All bois welcome

Inverse Relationship-

The ***ing sun

tears

Excellent Pileposting

Pulled a sneaky on ya

Bet that made her feel pretty Gloom-y

How to be a dog

Rent in California be like

Fancy

Marcel knows his crab raves

This falls a little flat.

Some tweets age worse than others

Behind the scenes of Punisher season 2!!

Party Pooper

Furry gets accepted to NASA internship. Unknowingly tells member of National Space Council to suck his dick when told to watch his language.

Be careful out there everyone!

What a shocking twist

cursed image

Kim got slammed.

To gain karma, they are the best to make fun of

Going Vegan

The next installment of Tony Hawk and TSA: Locked in Eternal Battle

Wife and I had a night away from the 2 year old. I think she enjoyed herself at the baseball game.

Relationship issues...

Little Do They Know...

OwO, what's this?

Im Turkish and have a thick accent and was really offended then I remembered I got a turkey club

Schleep well

Well will it?

Shhh....

I'm sorry for his loss