Im Turkish and have a thick accent and was really offended then I remembered I got a turkey club

Schleep well

Well will it?

Shhh....

I'm sorry for his loss

Every airplane seating chart

When you're on a flight to Ft Lauderdale

But, what would I know?

we should kill it

Voldemort Steve Harvey

Can't tell me nothin!

I had a cinematic flash back when my daughter took a bath recently

See you Friday!

On the Road!

Local Sheriffs Dept. posted this.

All that Photoshopping & they couldn't help out dad?

Anon likes traps

Mom-“Be thankful for what you have.”

This Photo of Will Smith looks like Uncle Phil

Got her

Mama needs

A wHOLY different experience

My wife says she'll go the extra mile for me

The ultimate crossover

Put a sneaker on your dog's bone and ask people if they've seen a jogger hopping by

Easy Painting

When it’s your child’s birthday but you’re an anti-vaxxer

I gave this driver the go-ahead to get in front of me in traffic, and then got a sensible chuckle when I closed in.

Saw this in my Facebook memory. I am not here to take any credit, which should go to the creator but just wanna post for fun.

Plane race

Brothers in arms

My blanket's washing instructions, I'm so not sleeping now...

Dang it Dave!

Σ

"a what"

This is our generation guys.

Yearbook quote .

For Canadian babies.

“He who fights with lolicons should be careful lest he thereby become a lolicon."

I can't believe this is real!

You shouldn't be surprised at this point

The awkward first meeting with your girls parents...

Don't ask me

Dolly is up to date on the memes!

Relatable

i hate those so badly

Shhhhhh...

Just…Why?

My color-blind friend gave me his keys and said the blue one is for the building door and the orange is for the apartment

sugma

When a game has two different endings

I’m pretty sure this is the other way around, but since I don’t have a boat I’ll keep my mouth shut

Kids be like.....

It took me months of washing my hands to notice my mother in law “photoshopped” one of her cats into a picture with her other cat

:((

That's why space sucks

original joke

6 in 1 :-D

mmm mmm good

What Bacon sees when I'm frying it

When you leave your white girl for a latina

We didn't felt like dying all that much

When you see an ad for AdBlock

Oldschool Jokester

After this she shall be named Sweet Cheeks

This is appropriate

Always train the new guy

Teach me, oh rock shaped one

Just drama things

There is no Me in Chewing Gum

Change my mind

Welcome to 2018

may I say it?

Hue

Anyone else stuck on this one ?

Some Doctor is in biggggg trouble.

Nine out of ten historians agree that Vlad would LOVE marshmallows

Yup, quite useless

See you later, virgins!

Eminem & M

I shall show you

wholesome

Good bye friend

Lemme help you

Excuse me nature

OwO

And that's how JoJo was created

It looks so weird here

That one time I met R. Lee Ermey and asked him to choke me...

The Lindsey Lohan

Hey gurl, why don't you sit here?

Perfect, done!

In fairness, that is what I said.

I hope I get a buff next patch

nice

*starts drifting in vn commadore*

Be like them

Get played fool

Big paws

Im moving to Sweden for a few months, some of my buddies wanted to recreate a picture before I left.