That one time I met R. Lee Ermey and asked him to choke me...

The Lindsey Lohan

Hey gurl, why don't you sit here?

Perfect, done!

In fairness, that is what I said.

I hope I get a buff next patch

nice

*starts drifting in vn commadore*

Be like them

Get played fool

Big paws

Im moving to Sweden for a few months, some of my buddies wanted to recreate a picture before I left.

mission impossible

Some cheering up

I was eating breakfast at work and reading the news when I stumbled across this bullshit piece of "journalism"

I wAnT InFinITE wHisHeS

Men only want one thing and it's disgusting

WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME?

are you?

Too bad my dog is smaller than the shoe

S E N S U A L

You touch a thousand vaginas.... nothing. You touch one penis and they make a sculpture that last 2,000 years

I SAID B E G O N E

“I’m allergic to...”

Christ

Dang it!!!

Do they ever learn?

Finally this meme makes sense

The two possible reactions to seeing a dinosaur

Lord help me bite just one more, just one more...

What else you gonna do with death being imminent?

Oof

Thank you Cpt planet

Thanos is Savage

My mans Archer knows whats up

V A C C

When a girl finally decides to tell you what's wrong.

Old baby.

I brush my teeth with a comb

He's lonely now

Forget what ?

Can't tell them

The nerve of these guys

I always wear my tie on my wrist, what are you talking about?

Is that piece important?

What a great son!

Sunday good doggo dump

Just Dab on em.

Tent review from Amazon made my day

It's like a trainwreck. It's horrible, but I can't look away..

good sleep doggo

Essential back-to-school supply.

I’m probably never going to get mail ever again after I try this

Pretty much explains the phenomenon.

My parents are on vacation in Florida. My father graciously took a photo of my mother swimming in the ocean.

Probably a member of the que que que.

Came across this while I was reading extracts from a book for school which consisted of true things that were said in court...

The one true religion.

Yes a dog

Let’s play!

Happy Birthday, Matt

Someone failed to bring home the bacon.

power level... over 9000!!

Belgian priorities

Seems worthwhile...

lid

What an unfortunate name

Fake Meat

Me, playing any game for the first time.

Got to put that diploma to work.

Who do you take me for?

When you know who you are and you own it

This restaurant recognizes how bad one of their seats are

Savage

On the fridge at my doggy daycare. Gets me every time

oh no

When your friend drops a heck-bomb on your Terraria server

. F

This is what happened to Filthy Frank after quitting memes.

This cat is questioning everything..

Random AF

No Toby

Unfortunately the Magic 8 Ball app never lies

I’m sure this still offends someone.

I’m going to take charge of my life

Bitconnect

Come on Keith Richards!

As a german I feel uncomfortable doing this.

This zoo has its priorities in order

Rollercoaster of emotions

Is eco-friendly terrorism even wrong?

Just let it all out

Piglet tries his hand at metal.

Campbell with the Fire

Everything is set

Seize the opportunity

This is why we study economics

pls! am innocent!

Quick guide to regional pizzas.

Love finds a way