My color-blind friend gave me his keys and said the blue one is for the building door and the orange is for the apartment

sugma

When a game has two different endings

I’m pretty sure this is the other way around, but since I don’t have a boat I’ll keep my mouth shut

Kids be like.....

It took me months of washing my hands to notice my mother in law “photoshopped” one of her cats into a picture with her other cat

:((

That's why space sucks

original joke

6 in 1 :-D

mmm mmm good

What Bacon sees when I'm frying it

When you leave your white girl for a latina

We didn't felt like dying all that much

When you see an ad for AdBlock

Oldschool Jokester

After this she shall be named Sweet Cheeks

This is appropriate

Always train the new guy

Teach me, oh rock shaped one

Just drama things

There is no Me in Chewing Gum

Change my mind

Welcome to 2018

may I say it?

Hue

Anyone else stuck on this one ?

Some Doctor is in biggggg trouble.

Nine out of ten historians agree that Vlad would LOVE marshmallows

Yup, quite useless

See you later, virgins!

Eminem & M

I shall show you

wholesome

Good bye friend

Lemme help you

Excuse me nature

OwO

And that's how JoJo was created

It looks so weird here

That one time I met R. Lee Ermey and asked him to choke me...

The Lindsey Lohan

Hey gurl, why don't you sit here?

Perfect, done!

In fairness, that is what I said.

I hope I get a buff next patch

nice

*starts drifting in vn commadore*

Be like them

Get played fool

Big paws

Im moving to Sweden for a few months, some of my buddies wanted to recreate a picture before I left.

mission impossible

Some cheering up

I was eating breakfast at work and reading the news when I stumbled across this bullshit piece of "journalism"

I wAnT InFinITE wHisHeS

Men only want one thing and it's disgusting

WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME?

are you?

Too bad my dog is smaller than the shoe

S E N S U A L

You touch a thousand vaginas.... nothing. You touch one penis and they make a sculpture that last 2,000 years

I SAID B E G O N E

“I’m allergic to...”

Christ

Dang it!!!

Do they ever learn?

Finally this meme makes sense

The two possible reactions to seeing a dinosaur

Lord help me bite just one more, just one more...

What else you gonna do with death being imminent?

Oof

Thank you Cpt planet

Thanos is Savage

My mans Archer knows whats up

V A C C

When a girl finally decides to tell you what's wrong.

Old baby.

I brush my teeth with a comb

He's lonely now

Forget what ?

Can't tell them

The nerve of these guys

I always wear my tie on my wrist, what are you talking about?

Is that piece important?

What a great son!

Sunday good doggo dump

Just Dab on em.

Tent review from Amazon made my day

It's like a trainwreck. It's horrible, but I can't look away..

good sleep doggo

Essential back-to-school supply.

I’m probably never going to get mail ever again after I try this

Pretty much explains the phenomenon.

My parents are on vacation in Florida. My father graciously took a photo of my mother swimming in the ocean.

Probably a member of the que que que.

Came across this while I was reading extracts from a book for school which consisted of true things that were said in court...

The one true religion.

Yes a dog

Let’s play!