Well excuuuuuuuse me, princess.
The awkward first meeting with your girls parents...
Don't ask me
Dolly is up to date on the memes!
i hate those so badly
My color-blind friend gave me his keys and said the blue one is for the building door and the orange is for the apartment
When a game has two different endings
I’m pretty sure this is the other way around, but since I don’t have a boat I’ll keep my mouth shut
Kids be like.....
It took me months of washing my hands to notice my mother in law “photoshopped” one of her cats into a picture with her other cat
That's why space sucks
6 in 1 :-D
mmm mmm good
What Bacon sees when I'm frying it
When you leave your white girl for a latina
We didn't felt like dying all that much
When you see an ad for AdBlock
After this she shall be named Sweet Cheeks
This is appropriate
Always train the new guy
Teach me, oh rock shaped one
Just drama things
There is no Me in Chewing Gum
Change my mind
Welcome to 2018
may I say it?
Anyone else stuck on this one ?
Some Doctor is in biggggg trouble.
Nine out of ten historians agree that Vlad would LOVE marshmallows
Yup, quite useless
See you later, virgins!
Eminem & M
I shall show you
Good bye friend
Lemme help you
Excuse me nature
And that's how JoJo was created
It looks so weird here
That one time I met R. Lee Ermey and asked him to choke me...
The Lindsey Lohan
Hey gurl, why don't you sit here?
In fairness, that is what I said.
I hope I get a buff next patch
*starts drifting in vn commadore*
Be like them
Get played fool
Im moving to Sweden for a few months, some of my buddies wanted to recreate a picture before I left.
Some cheering up
I was eating breakfast at work and reading the news when I stumbled across this bullshit piece of "journalism"
I wAnT InFinITE wHisHeS
Men only want one thing and it's disgusting
WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME?
Too bad my dog is smaller than the shoe
S E N S U A L
You touch a thousand vaginas.... nothing. You touch one penis and they make a sculpture that last 2,000 years
I SAID B E G O N E
“I’m allergic to...”
Do they ever learn?
Finally this meme makes sense
The two possible reactions to seeing a dinosaur
Lord help me bite just one more, just one more...
What else you gonna do with death being imminent?
Thank you Cpt planet
Thanos is Savage
My mans Archer knows whats up
V A C C
When a girl finally decides to tell you what's wrong.
I brush my teeth with a comb
He's lonely now
Forget what ?
Can't tell them
The nerve of these guys
I always wear my tie on my wrist, what are you talking about?
Is that piece important?
What a great son!
Sunday good doggo dump
Just Dab on em.
Tent review from Amazon made my day
It's like a trainwreck. It's horrible, but I can't look away..
good sleep doggo
Essential back-to-school supply.
I’m probably never going to get mail ever again after I try this