Every damn time I tell her a joke

my sincerest condolences

Together, we united!

Gotta love UDOT

Please come back Duddy -26

Dads a troll lol

He’s just faking it

Every selfie ever taken.

A Dalmatian's Shadow

McDonalds Picture

Why is Deadpool fishing in the background?

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No wonder indeed

It looks safe.

Don’t know if this has been posted yet but whatever.

Girl "Used to play rugby in high school", thinks she can tackle 315 pound college football player

She’s onto me

This guy just gave me a new view of the world!

Nike got the wrong spokesperson

Daniel Dragcliffe

Henlo. It's your Uber driver. Am outside.

2077

Go for it.

Every woman, ever.

That death stare with just a little bit of disgust makes this compelte

GIVE IT BACK

This explains more than you know

Life in general, really

I'll do the Shrek for 1000

How does it feel to be shoved into a corner, non-Alaskans?

Plan before you fire lol

And that's terrible

The people who can benefit from this sign cannot.

One pepperoni pizza -_-

My friends got creative when the vet said the anti scratch cone would be $50!

We grease nipples

I was stood reading an English translation thinking I was learning about the wonders of ancient Pompeii... 5 minutes in I realised it was instructions for the bin.... Recycling on the left

　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　

Well, it got me.

There are winners, and then there are losers. This picture sums it up

My brother and I were cleaning out the attic, but then I heard an “OH SH*T!!!” following a loud crash and saw THIS above me. I chose to take a photo before asking questions.

3 AM and you see this, what do?

This was on both restroom doors at a bar I went to last night.

Google got bling

She’s behind me.. Isn’t she..

How Bill Burr opened a Swedish talk show

Maybe better placement next time?

Not who she was expecting!

Battle of the bulge

What a great price

This charity shop put Jeff Goldblum in every single photo frame

The first victim of AI

The T-Mobile CEO looks like Lord Farquaad

No kidding

With great wisdom comes great regret

When you say 'Netflix n chill' but it's 5 years later and you've got 4 kids

The Five Steps

Probably old school catholic

Change Over Time

I choose you...Bulbasaur

You've been served

Instagram vs real life

Master of trolling.... and destruction

When you ask if she's ready and she replies "aye aye captain"

Its enough internet for today

Different types of phone call duration

Gangsta Pooh

[nervous laughter]

When I tell my girl I'll change for her

Found this at a mechanic repair shop.

How to pose for first ever picture with your parents

Never trust a popsicle

Perfect for storytime

Summoning the devil on hard difficulty

Now THATS an artist

Neighbors have loud sex. Call them out with WiFi network. They respond. Hilarity ensues.

I mean, you gotta have that one extra slot for a spare builder

Ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed

Gotta buy this.

Memes

When the first thing you get in a rpg is a badass helmet

This is how I made/lost friends in grade school!

haha totes

Historic sh!tposting

Every middle aged man's Facebook photo

All the freaking time!

When it's almost pumpkin spice season and the girls be waiting with anticipation

Post MaLoan

I remember the school days just for fun

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Cats are savage, mate.

Quentin T

Please come back Duddy -25

Painful truth...

weebs are rewriting history

How to draw any animal 101

“Nothing to see here...” -Van

fuken sneakybois

Damn he's good

Neil deGrasse Tyson vs Pluto