Me like every night!

My 12-year-old: "Why do they have the guy from the Mucinex commercials at the Halloween store?"

They almost had the gauntlet off man!

Okay, okay I'll slow down

When you buy from AliExpress

Love the Country

Need to buy these now

LAMP?!?!?!?

Taco Slot

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I Survived..

Don't know where I got this but I think it fits on here

We all experienced it

Uhh yea

lets get this over with

Poor mum

This is how my cat waits for my boyfriend to come home.

How about you? How do you say it?

Please return them

Can anyone who has a friend please confirm

basic

Dön't löøk brøther

Erectile Dysfunction has a name.

*ba-dum-tiss*

hire him or she or it

Halloween Decorations Are The Best

Thanos has gone too far...

Graffiti removal guy better step up his game.

So lonely.

I feel like that's the exact opposite of what a Viking would want.

We hear it enough

My wife turned on a movie for our toddler. A few minutes later, I got this text.

Anyone else set multiple alarms?

This is really me. How about you?

He’s so cute!

Wife left me alone with the kids for the first time and after asking for an update I sent her this

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“Where’s my resume?”

How single are you right now?

Do it for the 90’s babies

I don’t know whether to laugh or cry

Turn Around Mate

G’day sir!

No expectations

E.E

This question has me dying but the response is perfect.

supply chain nightmare

I’ve done this more than once

biggest hustlers in the game

Congratulations Millennials, you did something right

Tiny chili

What’s the other 10%

Did I miss something, what's going on?

My work status...

Oops, all y'all gay now.

When new technology works against you...

Saw this at work, thought I would say something.

good neighbors make a huge difference in the quality of life. ..

Employee reports sexually harassing himself. The crap I find on my desk.

I upset Amazons customer service representative

Lavenderine

You spin me right round baby right round like a record baby right round round

There is untapped potential in dragon breath powers

Me at social conventions.

And more to come!

The WW1 Gaming Headset

Mel Dogson

when you regret cutting your hair

Master has given dobby a sock

Elon Muskett

Rare image of your grand parents going to school (colourised)

A picture gallery of the future

A Perfect Day

Teletubbies remake looks insane...

Some people just don't have any luck at all

This amazing Halloween costume

WAAAH!

Inner beauty matters

Another cross over.

That was scary

Where some people get the nerves man...

Shamelessly stolen idea

Low quality old meme, but still OC

Hot stuff

Let's go

My wife went to Boston so I asked her to get me a Harvard shirt so I could look smart without the effort. This is what she brought back.

You can see this meme in many ways

Hit it with the Abortnite.

Who is this handsome fellow?

Craft coffee gets sad when you drink it.

more than human

They call him the Turd Burglar.

Doggo wears a hat

Early Halloween

Cat from Denmark vs cat from Russia after being saved from a fire

Barney is a "kids show"

Maths

No ma’am they’re dead

lazy oc

"You still hungry?"