Selfie time

Wholesome lols

With laziness there is ingenuity

my client brought an owl into my office today and it was the happiest day of my life

And the despair sets in

Can't believe I've never thought of doing this before. Simple but effective

And She Vowed to Never be Hurt Again

This recipe’s a keeper!

Pain scale from my PT’s office

Dog T-shirt

Appropriate use of a googly eye

Could someone explain the meaning of this painting?

This hurt my eyes

Cat V.S. Bean Bag Chair

My daughters short story makes me laugh.

Some say they’re still running.

Hello hello there

Looks like Sweden has a new ruler

After looking through so many house listings, this was a funny surprise.

Type A vs. Type B

Bird Parents smh

That 1% of germs...

Cannot be unseen...

My wife has been waiting for 2 days for me to open fridge. Lol

I miss Frasier. He tells it as it is.

"What does my shirt say?" -"Butterfly"

Wisdom for the ladies

The one and only brown guy in Hollywood

Nintendo Found Cutting Corners

Sixties vs today

My husband showed me this and said “this is why I trim”

The best way to spook students and adults this Halloween

fuuutuuurrrre

This will just take a minute

happy thursday, y’all

@everyone

Idk it's alot of letters..

Pretty appropriate

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Finally a mannequin that adequately reflects how buff I look in polo shirts

Harrison 2020!

Low key scared of Google

This is his legacy

This note that the principal put on the mens bathroom at my high school.

You have a nice bÖlb

Brothers, let me show you the light

Maybe not the best idea...

L A M P

Sign at a pizza buffet

brains

This will never stop being funny

original bowsette

Just found the name for my new band

Oof

My upstairs neighbor getting ready for work

The 7 horsemen of the cafeteria

Tennessee

How to tell if your death ray is working

Sometimes you'll read a whole page of a book and realize that you didn't process any of the information.

My heart hurts for you

Half dog, half cat, Cat-Dog!

SASUGA, AINZ-SAMA!

It's cobbling time!

Haha. Hi Rudy

The real son of a beach!

Colorado doesn’t have mile marker 420 signs for some crazy reason

E P I C C

Hope restored

You're beautiful, you're beautiful...

Asked my friend Ross if I should get the new assassins creed.

Trick or dick?

Checkm8

when you wake up late for Spooktober

aww yiss

Single dad

WAMUUUU

Fallout: New Glasgow

karma

So a Skeleton can get 100 points, but let's see how many points our soldiers can get

Stop right there, criminal scum!

Call now

The best things are worth fighting for

Them rims though...

In before Halloween in case you got bills to pay

Oscar knows

Even more true than the last

I need Ralph in my life too ...

My sister's dog sleeps like this.

Wife: “where are you?” Me:....

The new Chairman of Tesla

Long Face

This hotel carpet is unacceptable.

Yes I’ve been waiting!!

So this applies to 99% of us.

Still alive and kickin

Rule number 1 if you TP dont take candy.

Always the hottest girl you've seen in months

This time....

Public service announcement from Master Yoda himself

He's not wrong...