Women can control every single man

Birds Aren't Real

Oh god my childhood

Good night ❤

FALLOUT 4! Not long now...

I cant hear youuu...

Harrison Ford ladies and gentlemen

yes

Marie looks so radiant..

Nobody could give the correct answer.

There's also My Girlfriend Is Her Dad

My sister is friends with a top animator at family guy. She got him to draw me for my birthday! that's look insame hh

"I must protect you, m'lady. Hark, a footstep approaches, aback ye vile creatures of the night."

That wonderful time of year

BadTan

*Om Nom*

ɟoO

Poof!!

Florida be like..

LYDIA!!!

The road of life...

Netflix at it again

Let 911 step in!

This has been my first photo on my phone since July 2012

Florida is officially doomed

This is my favorite mug. I got it at a thrift store and have no idea who these people are

why did we come to this world?

Spooky

He’ll be back.

Get it...???

The best superpower?

Do it. Touch them now

AAAA

Daniel Radcliffe and Elijah Wood want to play in the same movie. I have the perfect story for them.

Dear Chloe; to waste you shall not go. Rare, mid-rare, or as we may deign; to leave you be means you died in vain.

Greatest Michael Keaton line in the history of cinema

A cat seeing snow for the first time

No surprise here

so brave...

Math problem

oof.wav

Implying pressing F is not helping

No nonsense coffee guide!

HUANNNNNNNNNNN!

My local news station providing hard hitting journalism.

1 of 3 snakes is an ***

Someone stole AC units from a local church. They fired back with this gem.

Wow. Tough one.

It takes a lot of determination

Goblin Slayer is just Doom Guy in a Fantasy setting

Meet me outside

MY LITTLE SISTER IS DEAD

Oh I see the irony now.

frica

and another one of these

Anime is a mistake

Monstrous size has no intrinsic merit, unless inordinate exsanguination be considered a virtue

Halloween is approaching..

Hugging mercury

Fug:DDD

Both

How Many Paces Away Be The Treasure?

It's mine 'uman. It even says so...

next should be kevin and the rock

Lady Johnny Bravo cosplay

Ootraigoos

Harry Potter and the Telephone Pole

Huh, wasn't that the whole point?

Google has it all

Australians are weird

Darwin didn’t see this comin

Cursed

don't get too upset

The Americans are asleep! Happy Metric Day to the rest of us!

what is this magic

bike

I hate them

Fire, water, same thing

Is it hot in here?

Welcome to Wisconsin!

The BBS, The Betamax, The Arcade, The timez we grew up in...

Never mind Margaret, We’re good.

Maybe not quite like that

Poor woman about to be given Potassium

Natural defense

The best drugs

Color Run

So Karen finally left Plankton...

Always be alert.

Chinese take out

When its 2 am and you're stoned AF and your roommate brings home burgers.

work hard party harder

Being a news anchor makes you look like a suicide bomber from behind

be reel

It's just your imagination...

Excuse my French

We’ve come full circle.

Ram & Bo

No, you are drunk

My buddy's Winifred Sanderson costume he made for Halloween. Booooook!