I’m waiting...

When your son is going through a phase

Came back from a long vacation to literally every single thing on my desk wrapped in tin foil

All business in his suit

Click, clickity, click. Click.

Eat shit and die.

We decided to do everything the resort photographer told us do

Don't ask PETA

Watching your allies die and get raped gives you 50 stress

Just another day at the park...with my 11-dog photo shoot

Weighing the options

I’ll just sit here and burn

Slightly pleased

It’s pronounced Quiche Dammit!

my manager is not here mam

The mirror is a traitor.

Shitposting

Good old times

UwU

I need this type of chair in my office

Smart kid

Spooky

Future

And we are watching

nice

Oof

Keeps it interesting

Some motivational quotes from Neymar

Get all your sins online!

Unexpected Cookie Monster

Any minute now.

Spook

Just inquiring...

Good boi

My son forged my signature on his homework.

Damn Peter

controversial

Hard times call for difficult decisions

When a squirrel got better cleavage than you

State of the Art Camouflage

If you’re offended, stay offended

Couple’s costume idea

Meanwhile in Momtana

This should be interesting...

Smokin Corolla

Didn't know Guillermo Del Toro had a brother.

Still my favourite moment in How I Met Your Mother

Rappers today...

Just arrived from Amazon, damaged.. Is this a test? Should I be giving a f*ck?

Hoomans

All hail Christopher Cross

Haters will say it's fake

Lucky

Oof

Suck it up

The No Nonsense Guide to Coffee

Wood or other Beavers, I'm not judging

Halloween decor level: Dad

Sugar, spice and oh crap!

Water starts rising

When I'm sleeping and my 5th alarm goes off hhhh

That’s his kill streak

The best way to start a book

Was cleaning my mom's bathroom and realized that this jar that's been sitting there for 15 years is not filled with sea shells. It's filled with pasta shells...

The early 00s was a magical time

Selfie hhhhhh

Girlfriend took a panoramic of a scenic overlook

My buddy decided to critique nature.

Most Aggressive Dog Breeds

Because I care about you

Well, If you're going to be racist, you might as well be Michael Scott racist

Well timed

Oof

Optimus Style

His chest looks like a women butt getting ready for doggystyle

sleeping thought

Ooh bowser

Is fortnight really all that bad?

God-tier literacy program

Hotdoggy

Just found this gem on Quora

China speaks the truth

We know about this

Joshua Josephson

Sophia the H20 sommelier

The Five Bending Arts

Moon >

BTW that's me on top.

Anon wants to rest

Moving at the speed of meme

Demons, goblins, gods and anything with a pulse was just chilling, but these guys had to *** it up

combined

God's precious creatures

This picture still haunts my dreams

Spidey funny

My eggs look worried.

This is where the Endless Fun™ begins

She's right!

I got a big bick ☕️

The supreme magentleman