How to break the food machine

Moment of panic this morning when someone told me my caulk was hanging out in the parking lot.

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Scared hippo baby

200 Rounds...

When an adult buys a Happy Meal and they don’t give you a toy..

Smart Mouse

Source unknown, but it briefly brightened my morbid soul

Halloween Maternity Photos

Things always doesn't go smooth with me.

Lol what are you doing man .....

My daughter: “I really want to read this book, but I have a lollipop... I know! I’ll just hold it with my feet.”

what room am i in?

I’ll pray for him.

Anyone else find this hilarious?

Not going to make THAT mistake again!

Master of mind your own business

nice

I have the most vague memories of watching this show.

It really was

Couldn't resist doing this after The Rock did an updated fanny-pack image...

He took one for the team

diplomacy

Save santas village!

Trying to be lowkey about milking some karma on this certain day.

Norwegian Archaeology

Big Truck Problems

This scene from the Simpsons in January 1999 somehow got even darker as the years went by

When you finally get the sauce

Why it gotta be white??

file naming convention

Pray for Rambo

Craigslist is amazing.

Somethings not right here.

They chilled for 9 years straight, give them a medal!

Oof

Considerate host

Alexa, eat all the wheels of cheese.

Don't laugh...we all know it works !

Most educational thing I’ve seen all day

Best pleasure in life

Doll giving a look

We all jus some egg

Can you relate to the bear?

Squidddwarddd

New movie looks great

Should have gone for the cloak of intelligence.

This label sticker on the back of my dorm doormat

Banksy's latest

The salad

He died for our jingles...

Wonderful

Do you wanna dance?

I’m living my best life

On my favorite website where we can mix two Pokémon together!!!

One of the reasons why this is and will always be a great show.

If you wanted butter why didn't you buy butter?

I thought it was the fall leaves

The Mystery Headache

No DNA test required!

That boyfriend!

every month

My twin friends in our yearbook.

Sadly Realised :)

　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　

O Canada!

Ahh the nice ski slopes near sydney

We live in a society

We were supposed to walk on lakes by now...?

Actual bike parking in London

This is Michael

It's hard being a single mom

It's stuck in your head now

Panda For Peace

Is it really winning?

Only 3 people are older than 20.

Children in anime

I’m moving to Romania

Grape nuts are not food

I NEED MORE MEGABITES!!

Music Taste...

My parking spot

Mr.Freeze won

WALK?!?

She took the dog out for his first swim.

So I found a Halloween costume of myself in a costume shop......

I’m a sick pup, I like to act up, I bark at big trucks and beat the cat up

Oh Quagmire

Bong suey

Spooky prank

good girls bad guys

oh no

You can do it lil buddy

This sucks

Ekwaleetea

Graffiti by idiots!!

This Florida bar sure is committed

Here we go

“What’s Halloween like in Australia?”

*russian national song intensifies*