I drink a lot of beer
Moment when a new coworker comes to work all excited and motivated, but you have been working there for three years and know what's waiting for him.
Met a stranger with the same exact nose piercing, haircut, makeup, and outfit as me.
×insert moonrunes here×
Looks like a storm is brewing... maybe tomorrow
Annual Unhated Nations Convention
What can you control?
That’s a very specific fetish
You and me both!!
Smartest thing I’ve seen today
I met my upper half tonight
Wow, this is so nice.
OH GOD NO!
No favourites, that would be unfair.
Am I in the right place
Now this is productive!
Ultimate power play
Dirty Van seeking Good Time
Naughty or Nice?
I'm Batcat! Mew!
Thank you, Siri.
Forrest Gump for the modern age
It's an illness that affects many
That smile that beautiful smile
*** I know you hear your kids in here screaming. I'm 'bout to bite one
Amazon reviewer has strange priorities
Betrayal is in the air
Im sorry did I miss halloween?
Praise be unto the water
I am not the creator of this but this is awesome
Boyfriend is looking after my cat. He put the tv on and turned round to find this...
This Confession written by a visitor in the Museum of Prostitution in Amsterdam
We live in a Tri-State Area
Thonks for the chonks
always be prepared
I can never resist a good ol’ fashion photobomb.
Dark times we're living in
Ready for Halloween
Super in touch with today's teens
Insurance mascot alignment chart
Give me a sign
Aw yeah, it's all coming together now
Whose to say Dwight didn’t use the same tie?
How to be successful
Money vs Freedom
Smoking is bad mmmkay
GRRR the moon grrr
Their vacuums truly suck!
I used to ask her if she came, now I ask her if I did
Stop throwing things!
Femanon fishes for attention from anons
One of life’s greatest mysteries.
The Snark Flight Rises
Dogs of the world!
Reviews for the local police station
I'll be right here. Not going anywhere. Staked out.
Always give it your all!!!
Go fend for yourself
Had a great time in Pisa
King Jaffe Joffer and the clan this Halloween.
Women are heat resistent
That goose is up to something
Few > Half of population
this plane is in danger
Another wooden ball. Would it kill the makers of avocados to include a different toy, like a mood ring or a novelty eraser?
This makes me feel uneasy
You can’t unsee it
If you hard
Completely different animals
Would have made a more efficient story tbh
way to ruin the fun
The Invention of the Fist Bump
Top morning routine 2019