Want to know how to freak out your flight? Fold a parachute right outside your gate.

Fallopian Tube Swim Team

Cat pretending it's part of a wall

Oof

Banksy inspired Itchy and Shreddy

An internet classic.

Professional introverts

This turtle riding an eel

When you delete the torrent after it finishes downloading

Where's the hentai

I can't B positive at times like these woman!

Don't tell me how to live my life

And he claims he doesn't have a favorite

I wish my girlfriend told me she was afraid of heights BEFORE going on the ferris wheel

He speak the truth

I knew it..

Ad paused at the perfect moment. Huehuehuehue

After seeing this i know there is no god

Hmmm

G'day

Every Job Interview

Same with Razor Scooters

>160

This guy will win the elections!

DONKEY

Oof

Mew Hast

Gottem

Your scientist were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they didn’t stop to think if they should.

best time

It do be like that sumtimes

title

Sweet Victory

*mic drop*

How fast was that going?

Hold my slippers

Short lived

You may be cool, but you'll never be chicken wearing glasses cool.

Chaotic evil cat in the hat

I think the Michelin Man found a new Halloween costume

Part 2.

Go back <--

The overcomplicated bong

In insightful observation

This is the kind of shopkeeper i like to see

Don't be a follower, be a leader

martin luther, circa 1517

It has really gotten out of hand.

My little brother got his first debit card today...

He'll never see it coming

пойдем на Луну

When your boss says practically everyone is getting a raise this year.

Burn the heathen!

Got some fresh boots

I mean that's all that really matters :/

Spooky Nerds!

I spit my drink out when i saw this

They’ve gone too far.

Preggo for Halloween and having fun with it!

Argh.... Dan.

It bothers me the most because those uncomfortable AF

CTRL + Alt + Del ... End Process

Part 1.

No first world problems!!

Papa johns is metal AF

I just take mine off the stick.

You don’t have enough space.

Current satellite image of Canada. #legalize

He's telling the truth

Not Op; Broken Tv

Wuz good my zebra?

Day 2 of legalization. Death rate drops. Food sales rise.

　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　

Like moths and lamps

First one in the family to graduate college

wonder what he did

dammit not again

Aftermath of legalization at a grocery store in Vancouver, Canada.

This is in my school's chemistry room

Got fired from the nuclear power plant today. Gave my boss the middle finger and walked out.

Because sniffing is for the weak.

After you fight all of the instruments, this is the final boss

classic

He’s also an A-cup

Man of culture

C A N ' T S L E E P

Weird people

This guy found himself on an empty airplane so he took a picture of himself in every seat and photoshopped them together

I love my dog

Baseball fans never disappoint in Houston

Ganondorf

　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　

Ready for battle, sir

Girls are so nurturing

It's funny because I had autism anyways

How did we survive in the victorian time's

Mighty cursed images

Had to put these on the doors at work today

$0 CVS receipt for a flu shot.

How did someone miss this???