My whole life has been a lie...

Lost but not forgotten

When a guinea pig gets laid 400x more than you

Every day.

Outstanding

Put 'em up

Alright ,

When you use that wrong cheat code

I always get deceived by ads

Can't see a difference

Never give up on your dreams.

Long ass webm

A man of true culture

REEEEEEEEEE

T h o t s

Chief

When you’re staying the night at your friends house and don’t have a blanket

Shred till ya dead.

“Throws spear at him”

Fine addition to the Star Wars memes collection

Top of the pyramid.

0010111

19th century men be like

Elves? Flying reindeer? Santa already has a greenhouse.

A list of my hobbies

Kryptonian magic.

    

I put googly eyes on my Roomba and it turned out great

They really don’t care about our lives.

venom

Bubble guppies

For our anniversary, my boyfriend gave me 183 reasons why he loves me. This was among them!

Something magical is about to happen...

Why can’t tree give off something useful ?

“You better ***ing do it”

If men wore makeup

And yet I still do it every day.

Maybe I should’ve warned her beforehand ¯\__/¯

Some wet spaghett

only beginners use tags

Yes

Sharted.

How to talk to short people

Florida man plz

Me, waiting for the energy to work out.

Yesterday mate

After a car hit this house, somebody added witch's legs.

Lizard wants a job

Crying

He grabbed so much he's turning into one.

Everyday In Winter

Work, work, work

The books could have been so much shorter...

Every dog owner will sympathize.

The scum that would do that.

T h i c c

Such a good idea!

Stop all this unnecessary hate

If you've been to Vietnam, you know.

Pasta la vista

Einhorn is Finkle! Finkle is Einhorn!

be a good lad

Where's this world gonna end?

I'd watch that movie.

Dropped sculpture

Genie got wrong!

Getting a jump start on that new years resolution

Nice

UnBowlievable

This is probably the most difficult step I've seen in a recipe.

Pinokkio

Shave and a Haircut

So that’s how.

Get off of her already!

Took my daughter to a van gogh exhibition

The Grinch captures my daily struggle when I look in the mirror well.

John, I know you're there John

ゴゴゴ

It's the first

Some people can turn on a dime, and some on a coin.

Cat Warning Signs

Every man

Yes

Stop. Watching. Me.

Hey Now.....

Eugene, I Think I'm Having a Stroke

Fren

89% survival rate

The Barney reboot is better than I thought it would be

It was dress up day at my nephew's day care today, brother.

This guy is very patient

Lights off

There is evil, then there is this.

World's longest interview

I mean it’s a fair question.

THE LARGE DOGS LOVE ME I AM APPRECIATED

New update is available

It’s beautiful

oh lawd

Forever the optimist