Mouthwash is my favorite alcoholic drink
It be like that tho
Free dog souls with conversion!
Not tiny brontosauruses?!?!
Ummmmmmmm
Uvuvwevwevwe
It should say Florida Man
Who has the answers?
Do it for the little ones
When she screams deeper, but...
A schwing and amish
1980 vs 2018
I hate group projects...
Tall women VS short women
He understands!
Aww that’s how it’s spelt...
20 years ago today Bobby Boucher led the Mud Dogs to their first Bourbon Bowl victory
technically the truth
Behind door number one?!?
Spitters are quitters
I am so trying this tonight lol
Give this guy a medal.
When coworkers start playing Christmas music
Meat
Hmm
Kill them all
This mistake
Supa hot
Jazz hand? Not this time
shamelessly stolen
Children are getting smarter
#TiredOfCarryingMyWifesPhoneInMyPocket
Slide the seat up Karen
Damn Splorgians
As if it wasn't already confusing enough
My sweet sweet childhood.
bite
So be it then
The Best Patch I've Ever Seen
Friend of mine paid off her pregnancy hospital bill.
Not really
Middle aged mums be like
Nothing turns me on like Local Proposition 2 or City Council Place 4.
Einstein gets mad
Lost unicorn!!!
This entire month
Fact
Who says teachers don't care.
*Upvotes*
Anon breaks the system
Who am I kidding, I don't have a gf
Hero
I just want my package.
Our true fate after death
When you are in the backseat desperately trying to be a part of the front seat conversation.
Anon needs the doggo
Relatable
Anon gets rejected
Oh Picasso
*sad look*
Can we try to hit something higher this time *snif*
Tweets are not posts
My dog every morning
Can't do that
Why you shouldn't go back in time and meet yourself...
Steve is an American eyecon!
So relatable.
Wanted to know if we are having a boy or a girl, so I asked the universe for a sign...
You know Bob! I think we got our sales pitch all wrong.
they never heard of jesus
I think she's into that tho
Turn in your essay, homie!
If it only worked like that :(.
This needs to be here.
I m Confused
Seems like an easy choice
And this is back
Handsomest
Accurate ?
I have a grandma.
what could we do now
Pep is bad, m'kay?
Doesn’t look like a designated street to me !
My wife came home drunk wanting cuddles...
the tragic end of a potential love story
Don’t blackout around the ones you love
sometimes I actually wonder why
Marketing genius!
At least she knows he’s loyal ...
The suspense tho . . .
Here it is, the most stupidest sh*t I've done
Say what ?
Career choices
Darwin approves
Is that a bag of coke?
Willlliam Farrell
It’s quite rude, honestly.
Easier than divorce..
I thought these were meant for kids
Anti vax moms