So I work at soobway, last shift I cut my hand pretty bad on the cookie tongs . Bad enough that I had to close the store early. This was my welcome back to work today.

When you are in the toilet pushing so hard that you end up unintentionally teleported

Right back at ya

YEESS

This gave me a chuckle

Uh, yeah I'm pretty sure I don't want to do this...ever.

"Mark the intruder in each family"

He did it.

Can't wait to play Diablo Mobile

Ahhh the good ol days

Airplane is the funniest movie of all time. If you haven’t seen it, you all need to.

*Record scratch* freeze frame: That's me, I bet you're wondering how I ended up in this situation

Awww....The Perfect Couple....

practice

How robots took over.

Sounds like a plan to me.

cursed

please no

9 to 5.

J for Genius

You've grown so big -My aunt or from a porno. Don't rember. maybe both

aaahhhhh.....

It's too late

Still lost till this day

*trumpets in the distance*

it’s depressing

our reward

Seriously, why did it go off?

You better believe I'm singing that instrumental

I'm proud of you son

and not just the pokemen

Guess you learn something new everyday?!

time flies

very confused

Troll level, corporate!

Im proud

Is that even a sin?

True Story films in general

The word we didn’t know we needed.

My teacher was like that

You gotta be so high...

Fool

Smack dat

okay, now this is epic

Found on the bottom of my pizza box

A little too real

Continuity is a good thing

Baawoof

Be careful with superglue

Do I smell popcorn

Unexpected non-weeb OC

Excuse me, I am a bear.

Edception.

F͏ ͏ ͏͏ ͏ ͏

He exaggerates as always

How could you?

Just doin my part

ROUND 2............. FIGHT

This is the future

What do you see, kitty?

You're heard of mom's spaghetti, now get ready for dad's

The master of insults is at it again

What should you bring?

Chickencurry!

When you’re from a small town and you drive by anyone

What do watermelons with seeds think?

(max 6MB)

Thank you Arnie...very cool

When you accidentally drop the pizza on the way home

Anon looking for a dog

Saving the Day

We all need a friend

Just swelling with happiness!

when you search for google on google

Payday.

Wonderful

When the flower is ready to be more than pollinated

I think Everyone have a kid like this....

People we should worship

Never dont give up

T1 shorter and she getting THICCer with every meme we make

Add what you like

But you said he was innocent

      

I'm currently at level 3

My friend's new relationship is off to a great start!

When math is life

Frick him up

For facebook users...

Do not question our Fearless Leader!

Life goals in Soviet Russia

I hoped that i wouldnt wake up

Mmmm cookies

That's why i have trust issues

Our Great Ancestors

Stinky feet

North

Served her right LMAO

Anti-vac Parents be like...

A Neckbeard's Arch Enemy