My watch is judging me

There’s a truck out there that honks a pitch higher

Rejected.

I drew a Pikachupacabra. Enjoy him. Fear him.

A classic in any stoners arsenal!

Uh, what did I just buy?

Sorry Bro

Punishable by death.

History Channel, Expectations vs Reality

One-way ticket to Hell

Selling a Samsung Galaxy S8 and this guy wanted to pay me next month

Relatable

sharade

I am just waiting for that special someone guys

"I masturbated to an extra-curvy piece of driftwood Rick" (in December ofc)

I’m being Pablo so no one be Pablo

Bungee jump by Jesus

Wholesome

cat

Look who’s there? Legends ..

I’m sold!

Found this at a flea market while on a trip in PA

Tide’s new packaging looks like boxed wine...

Quikhanos?

When your new house has sootsprites.

He's keeping an eye on me

Get out of my room!!

But it will make it autistic

Brace yourselfs, posts about christmas are coming

World's most pointless job

Marge

Oof

My Dad lost my house key to feed my cat when I was away... got back to this, his solution was to pour food through the letter box.

Yes Debbie !

Catholic guilt kicked in for laughing at this so hard

“They’re bringing drugs. They’re bring crime. They’re rapists. And some, I assume are good people.”

Gyroscopes

Dont ever trust a guy doing calculus

When the non-vaccinated kid starts coughing

You censored the wrong part.

Didn't saw the dad's ponytail!

All of the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names...so he killed them; killed them all.

First ride home from the shelter

new

What Americans think when visiting Canada

Kawaii

Get them luscious locks!

Mama ooooOO

what to watch on Netflix

This meme has now evolved to 3D

This must have been a deleted scene

jumping-to-conclusions.jpg

The sad reality of it...

And they buy it.

I hope they remember you

Cursed

Ha gottem

We’ll miss you Stan Lee

Book for Kids

Creator meets creator

You’re weak

:^)

What you eatin? Smells goooood

Hide please

BEARDS

Be careful out there.

It'll be a good idea they said lol

Tonight I saw Qui-Gon Gin at a bar.

Broken and Unbroken...

Inadequacy Growing

>Live reaction to corporate greed

I see no lies here

There’s a boot in my snake

Meeseeks

When he's hungry he'll slowly move his bowl to the center of the kitchen so I dont forget to feed him.

I bought socks off Amazon last week. They started using holiday themed boxes with funny quotes on the sides. I was impressed by the irony.

RIP Stan Lee, your legacy will live on forever.

THE BFG

Holiday mash-up

My one hope for the Detective Pikachu movie is that the Squirtle Squad appears as a local gang at some point

Deadchu

Damn it

Welcome to Hell.

*Mom has joined the group chat*

For those of us mourning Stan Lee

Debate: does virtual nutting count?

Friend of mine got a complaint from her HOA about a dying shrub on her property

The force is strong...

Still me in 10 years

GODDAMN AMATEURS

Nuggets

A bold man does bold choices.

It's the day

I think I'm in the wrong class.

Wow.. awesome tip.. can’t wait to try this

Me watching Detective Pikachu in theatres.

Brad Pitt, method actor, becomes who he’s dating.

New Coor’s Light spokesperson.

Well screw you too

Well that explains why they never stop by and say hello ..