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Neymar was an agent of Mossad all along

Pikachu's last move

Earlier this year our Virgin Atlantic flight was rerouted to Atlanta at the last minute, so we were put up in a Marriott for the night. The choice of welcome message was a bit insulting...

I guess i need a microscope now

BEST INGREDIENTS E-V-E-R

4K HDR

Simple humor in complicated times.

Greeks invented sex, romans just added women

The hustle doesn’t stop.

That’s right, the lanes are like pants for a toll booth operator.

Unwholesome

Not a bad singer either

My wife told me to get dressed up for professional Xmas photos... Think I nailed it.

Buff-ass Bird-man

I too enjoy grammar jokes. Too bad we had to take it down.

how am i supposed to explain that to my wife

...better don't mess with Bonds kid!

this raid has failed, WE HAVE SCRIPTED BOTS

Ron? RON!!!

Inspiration can come from anywhere

week is the yeet of woke

humgry

Like a Clydesdale

And It's Absolutely Free!!!

Cold brew

She just wants to help her

Revolt against the modern world

what's your earliest childhood memory?

Stages of life Vs Mathematics skill

Strange looking palm tree

The secret of laundry.

Good Donkey.

They got their priorities straight...

“Dark arts”

The key to a happy life

Top tip!!

I will be the next hocarge

Hello There

I work out

Who disagrees?

This is coming up sooner than later

yeet

How to trick your landlord.

What a nice guy

Changing the movie details a little

We are so poor.

Best. Feeling. Ever... until it becomes a real seizure.

Self-aware

When one isn’t enough

What a great sale!

The gaming world in a nutshell:

The man is a genius

What's the job??

Holiday colors that hit too close to home

Y'all nibbas lying!!

Totally not stolen.

Love of math

Bandead

That friend wanted : Dead or Alive.!

I asked the groomer to cut her paw fur shorter this time

Anybody noticed that minus four degrees looks like a guy taking a dump?

This is going to severely effect your performance rating!

You're going to like the way you look. I guaran-***ing-tee it.

Along with countless others.

oh shit !

Jesus would you look at the time

Hector's a bit of a dick

Me so thirsty

The name’s Bond, James Bond, And you are?

RISE

O shit

Here's a pallet I made from an old coffee table

HLH - Invasion Edition

Anime_IRL

Google aint no snitch

Meta adds

This is where she likes to hang out now I guess

got a few viruses of my own

Give a man...

Take the damn picture. I don't got all day.

Anon messes with his brother

It's Captain Jack Sparroats, son

Wikipedia is asking for $3 donations again

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

Puntastic.

Thank you, may I have another

Tip of the day!

I can name a few games with this shit.

I remember the time when this circle was without this guy in the middle

In my college’s caf and this happened. Thank you stranger

Best birb

pikapika

Bay Area this morning...

When I try to get my friends out of their depression

♠

well he is not wrong

A pretty color with a brutally honest name.

Gentleman

The real monster is inside of you, after you've drunken it