News titles on point

Weird flex but ok

I pity those with adblock

Hire me.

Quantum snacking through the 5th dimension

*Hacker voice* I'm in

Meesa prefer the real one

drat

Black Friday summed up for you

Just an Australian package that got missent to Austria... 5 times

What are homies for

Not the usual danger one would expect when camping out for Black Friday sales

Always make sure to keep your phone deep in your pocket will running from the cops

Why is your generation so depressing?...........

We are the most evil ones, we eat the boi and the house.

Gotta check the powerball numbers!

Spam calls then and now

Build more arrows!

Why did I laugh at this

Classic fez

It really is like that...

Ancient Sibling Rivalry

no thanks given...

How? Just how?

We are doing the right thing TBH

Communist Humor

My parents are upset that a wind turbine is being installed and will "spoil their view"

No one knows what it's like, to be the.....

BTC owners right now..

What dumbass got a 26? Oh.

Hogwarts Alumni not doing too well...

Piñata nightmare painting at my local Mexican restaurant.

Emo idioms

Leave 'em

I'm at the Hyatt hotel in downtown Cleveland. Under "special requests", I asked for a sexy picture of Jeff Goldblum for my wife. They did not disappoint.

There are no condoms on RAW

Megan savage

That is very sad, but also too true

Several times, sir!

All i want for christmas ain't you

No other day has lived up to it.

Hair Art

one bible boi < actual genocide

This ain't Uber eats

When you don't want to be the centaur of attention

The man is a musical legend

Anons autism works out

Looks like it

Maybe hearing problems?

Tail as old as time.

McDonald's is still thanking American stupidity to this day.

My wife gave me this Bob Ross Book:

Sorry if it has already been posted. I got a good laugh.

Anon is savage

#blackfriday

This is sad can we hit front?

Mark Hamill pointing the way to the liquor store, probably

The people of Paradise haven’t lost their sense of humor

Today is the only day.

Each to their own I guess

The Cuckpit

Making sure my art degree is put to good use.

Eeeeeecoliiiiiiiiii

Those blurry nights

Because....

The hero the world doesn't need right now. But the one it deserves!

Well, he's right.

Budapest

L O N G B O Y

I lost a tooth earlier this year. I took a silly picture while I was in the gym. My wife had it turned into a sock as a Christmas present for my mother.

It’s officially Christmas season

It's still Thanksgiving on the west coast so it counts

How women look at a man

Definitely killed jesus

Australia doesn't have a gun problem we have a stick problem...

First rule of fight club..

Calorie counting on Thanksgiving

A holiday hack

The state of fallout 76 rn

Shrek has really fallen off the deep end

Freddie Mercury

Gifts For The Handyman On Your List

This baby looks like he’s ready to pour you a pint at his pub.

What a shock

Gluten Matarazzo

I love a great deal!

Where is the money

Seems like a reasonable request

Dolla dolla bill y’all

When its always No Nut November

Apparently the lights I'm installing are Canadian

Funding our Uber driver’s vacations!

Got to love those amazon reviews!

Now I’m no judge of character, but this girl seems shady to me...

roses are red, I have all that

Things from the void are better left there

This will help you find it

What a deal.

Does that remind you of someone?

horror XD