For all the nerds like me

So, I just got thrown out of the pet shop...

Note the expression on both parent and child faces.

So I found this in Costa Rica..

GF: "Your beard shavings are making the sink look dirty."

BOOOOOOOMMM

Doreen The Babysitter

Why do group projects exist?

Good old fashioned British vandalism

Totally plucky

I’m not saying anything

A newer revised Army combat manual. LOL

lol

Why some men buy comfortable couches :)

i dont know can you?

slay

It feels like an eternity

May god help us all

Marvel's next movie franchise?

So that's a yes

Order amount: $5.46 Watching the lady try to say this : Priceless

oh lawd he comin

I like this new DLC

Just do it

Well that’s one way to look at it.

Taco Bell review I stumbled upon...

Seriously WTF?!

Post-minimalist

Never doubt the bugs bunny tactic

aaa

Just how I like my beef

Bushtail possum wins the day

24 days is fashionably late now

They have your back

gary!

Such lightttt

Midwest right now

Git Gud

Credit to whoever created this

"Coming hon-.... "

The relatable horse

How we use unwanted old boots in my factory.

same day delivery !

Half-life longer than 20 years

10/10 pain.

Don't ask.

A girl ahead of our time

Someone's ready for the holidays

Oh fu...

The truth is an universal right to all whom might listen

The 8 ball has spoken!

God damn technology

You'd think I'd learn

*Dies before reaching school*

Romaine calm

Dexter is my man

I had to look twice...

Not my ***ing job

Cheap af

Untidy Joseph

Warmest Greetings

That must be it!

Imma bust those kneecaps if your don't get your paws of my tennis balls

Well played facial mask company. Well played

The only time my art major is put to use

Struggle is Never Over

I feel you fly

I live alone and someone put the first note on my car, and it freaked me out. The guy I’m dating stayed the night and I just came home to this. Nicest stalker ever

Checkmate tekashi

You guys are life savers

Better with a headphone

Too painfully true

I hope it's a ironing board, not a giant ***roach watching me

When you think you have nailed a maths question.

125kb/s builds character

Almost there...just a little more...

Mug shot.

Oof

Relatable

Happy late thanksgiving from Arizona

Praised be to god

Dindus effect

woah

True art

How quickly we forget.

I LOST THE BALL. BUT IT'S COOL. IT'S ALL COOOOL.

Keep an eye on crime this holiday season

Let's See, I Am On A Budget.......

The Simpsons predicted 6ix9ine’s federal arrest :O

Seen at my local library...

The elves are readying up the sledge again

Samsquamsh

Relatable

Sign at a high school football playoff game last night near New Orleans

gotta get those deals

Santa is delivering that package alright..

Life is hard when you're at the top

Found my wife’s diary when she was 10

Technology really is wonderful

it's weird, I say that same thing when my dogs not on my lap