I used chocolate bells instead of kisses. Is it me or did I just make Christmas boobs?

Get em granny

Three stages of baldness.

Mars Man happy to have new robot friend

Just a regular friday

Seems logical enough.

If I cant do it, no one can!

We need a ligma vaccine

Attack! |H I T OR M I S S|

not going....na, not at all

Morally speaking or like, on the BBQ...?

Clue ?

School is ...

Teachers know all the tricks

The first images have now been beamed back from Mars.

Weebs should follow

We are milking a dead cow

Great points. I'm in.

btw is he banned again

Found in a high school science classroom

His was a loss that shall be remembered

Here is how to make meetings short and productive

They've taken over the Navy

Epic fight

Every time I see someone post one of those 'declarations' of privacy on Facebook, all I think of is this.

I prefer black over brown

Ima be rich

Gotta keep em guessing

NOT THE NAVY!

German in a Nutshell

Knowledge is nothing without wisdom

Dress for the job you want...

Max volume

It's getting worse by the minute

How it really went...

The new Sims game looks great!

PP max

Vatican Shore

At least I will feel warm during the winter season...

Y'all acting like overclocking is an expert thing

Two down, 18 more Pixar films to go

Arm the animals

Say Hi!

They’re still cheap tho

I feel ya fam, I feel ya.

Pulled a little sneaky

That is still the cutest thing ever

Really happened?

If my life was a story

What No Nut November can do to you

This was an adventure from beginning to end.

Always be optimistic!

keeps me awake at night

unlimited power

Still can't watch that scene

*you cannot fast travel when enemies are nearby*

stay safe

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A noble sacrifice

life hack: ties

A true intellectual

A cozy sweater for a noodly boy.

NASA earns two points for Gryffindor today.

Watch where you put that thing

A farmer in my area puts this wooden giraffe head in his cornfield every fall, caught me by surprise first time i saw it.

My whole life as an engineer has been based on a lie.

My neighbor suspects my dog is pooping in their yard.

Hugelolers rise up

Anon is dumb

I wood too

Everyone.

Not the hero we wanted or asked for.

My Favorite Feeling :)

I miss 30 Rock

When your cat looks like it's made in poor CGI

That's just enough

KFC gave me a chuckle this morning

Suprise

#release69

Green is the new black

Another one for my fellow midwesterners

no worries

Yeah, your right

100% every time.

That was wild from start to finish

I felt this in my soul

He's brutal, alright

A B C D...........

Still looking .....

EXTREME

I wouldn't tell him.

Good boy got his toy.

Read them all

Dread it, run from it, the briefcase still arrives.

Voiced by Ryan Reynolds

So I go into my girl's attic to get Christmas decorations, and I'm met with this.

This cracks me up

This sounds vaguely familiar

The funnier pic I come across in a long time

Saw a sketchbook on my radiologist's desk, asked if she drew and was not disappointed