I am the sneakiest Santa.

Damn, that’s crazy

Sorted by new and got lucky

Festive.

Hmmmmmmmmm

generational geometry

"We aren't planning on doing anything about it"

A quick escalation

Ethan Lam knows what's good.

Ungrateful.

The sequel

Honestly this is actually a helpful review

You hear it in your head don'tcha

Perfect portrait for a perfect dog

Dear NASA

For the times in which I do care...

When I get my test back

Sent to one of my 2nd grade parents. Thanks autocorrect -_-

MOISTURISER WARNING

This one is good lol

This menu

All Possible Eevee-lutions

Perhaps I'll get these elsewhere.

Dem gurls..

Crazy how nature does that.

BREAKING: Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards found still alive

Michigan State Police on Twitter

That's sad actually

Skyents

Everyone gets offended during the holiday season nowadays

That boi ain't right

Is this a rhetorical question???

✔✔✔

Dad post

Sniff, they grow up so fast

About halfway down

Best homemade ornament ever.

Documentary coming soon

The Fyrannofauruf Ref

i need a pet rat now..

From a time when the wise were respected, regardless of lifestyle

Ice cold

The more you know

I work for the Post Office, and while taking care of and making small talk with a customer, her 6 year old daughter told me to “stop talking and pay attention.” She had set this on the counter.

Mr Marston I don't feel so good

I love these guys to death

Yarp

They’re evolving

I love New York

My favorite piece.

Yeah sick

Press F

Anon is acoustic

Poor Todd

Those are Rookie years

Force Shutdown

We're all made of stars

If Dracula has a cat

Burn them before they spread

*Stab*

A friend and I got a picture with santa, parents in line we’re not impressed

Happened more times than I am willing to admit

Mad Max - Early Years

HE SHOWED YOU HIS SQUEAKY

My favorite chapter from H. Jon Benjamin's book "Failure is an Option"

New door mat... Hoping the Amazon delivery people can follow directions.

He was adopted i guess...

It’s pronounced “Ab-city” which is even funnier the more I think about it.

Tis the Season...

My girlfriend let me decorate our apartment’s front window for Christmas. She may have made a mistake.

It's Relative

Story of Bitcoioners :(

What proof would it be?

They say "A fool and his money are soon parted".

Innocent burn

Epic save

You’re a hazard, Harry.

To defend our homeland

Wifi tricks

Words of wisdom from a Twitter Furry

To everyone at work that has been eating my jellybeans..now the fun begins.

That is great

What's the worst that could happen

Horse costume

Spreadsheet...

Is it really that complicated?

Sequel are never as good

The Earth is fat

Trickery

“Did you feel it?!”

This dude knows what's up

Why brain whyyy

The ultimate power move

Still not over his death tbh

shiii

food service is a chankless job

All that running around at 4am paid off..

VonBaronposting

Imagination is infinite!

Need to try this one