"We are at war with an army of dipshits with boats."

What are you doing today?.

What a cute little... oh NOOOO!

run

I’d like one

Do you laugh at this?

show of hands, who likes serbia?

So much stretching

Metallicat

Okay so I’m just gonna pass on the Chalupa... suuuuure

Damn, am I getting old, my kids have never seen a wireless phone

Which stage are you?

I will miss this show's bizarre humor

10,000,000,000 IQ solution

Hate to break it to you kid .......

“Outside of school is supposed to be the only place kids can be safe”

Now tell us the earth is flat ..

Egg Sheeran

Honey, I’m home!

We were friends in high school

The taste of purple

Reggie's really going for it.

I nink thot

When you're working on finals and you "just have to be sure"

Loin King sounds like a disease

Similarity overload

what am I doing with my life

Ouch, that hurts

New movie when?

Is there anything that isn't sacred?

Forgot Password

My Fitbit just realized I'm fat

My pasta!!!

Ordered a TV on wish

I mean... Its true

My very first sextape

It says "fill with water, sand, or syrup"? WTF?

Doctor's appointment translator

Friend of mine is a "Murr" clone

Slavery is back

In honor of the new Fallout

I googled “Kardashian family tree”... I got this

My wife being welcome by a local child

gonna bite the bullet any day now

Office party

Netflix appoints new CEO

Gutsy move

Found the hidden volume setting

My client put this on his ear while I was going in for the close. I laughed quite hard. This is also his business card for his feed company.

it's actually easy

Red heads

bring it!

Remember to make the best of every situation.

The good ol' Canadian beer fridge, a staple of our country.

Oh deer!!

Starbucks... Ah, the irony.

And the wahman and children too

Finally remembered who Eleven from Stranger Things reminds me of.

Wife and I took a trip to Los Angeles

Normal day at Ikea

lemme get uhhhhhhh 80 piece mcnugget

They All Float Down Here..

The real truth about who is on board

Me every time I see the same repost every day.

Seems that they will be canceling THE LION KING because some problems with the actors

Playing favourites

Sharon, 35

Imagine seeing this when you’re in a airplane...

15 years ago and he still looks the same

Well this is reassuring...

Thanks bills

2Sweatyforme

other people on December 1st

One ring to rule them all.

Excellent cattoposting

A Russian version?

When i see girls arguing over a guy.

I need this now.

It's basically food abuse

Where we're going, we don't need roads

When you're trying to look festive but you end up looking like a Starfleet member.

The Dad Tax.

mmmh

Dont come for me

Man, I love PETA adds

Gotta pay rent

Hyper Beam!

We had some good shit to

RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

That's right, Sniffany!

There is a weird looking as cat outside

They are just miss understood

You uncultured demon!

Say what you will but...

The Focused Painter

Not today

there's a room in minnesota

thats a relief

Petition to have song "Sweet Victory" from Spongebob performed at the Super Bowl

r e l a t e