Well he isnt lying

$0.99 is greater than $1 because it has 2 9s

*careens into parking spot at the store to pick up more charcoal

How to twerk.

Should be fine...

The vintage pilot

Beer my hold

straws

Damb

Mission accomplished!

*** right off fish

This is how Santa rolls

Alternate universe where SkyNet evolved from Japanese sex robots

I'm gonna have to try this

Which is an earbud and which is a hair dryer?

Word Search: Christmas Critters Edition

*** Running

This is relatable...

This is why a wizard is never late

A little chemistry humor from a coworker.

That time of year again in Florida.

Velociraptor to be exact

To be young again!

I choose you! I choose you too!

adam and eve

And through my adblock too

Hey! It’s been a while. We should grab coffee soon!

*spinning yeet*

Why would anyone play this game in their free time

Anyone else see Scooby Doo in this pint glass?

Look at the top of his head...

Wild West exposed

They've already begun

Funny as ***.

Two bunnies having a chat

When tumblr decides to ban porn

Favorite review every

I’m a god to them

Merry Christmas from the Mississippi Dept. of Transportation.

Don't mess with Jeremy

Elmo knowss

Where though?

For the night is dark and full of terrors

ok title is too Short

Revolutionary writing style

You're in

no one knows the struggle, they only see the trouble

maybe more

My dad calls this “2018 Snowman”

horror

I won't be attending the meetings!

Well that’s an interesting layout

They would blur my face for public safety

Like the girl in The Ring

title

I HAVE READ, UNDERSTAND AND ACCEPT THE ABOVE TERMS AND CONDITIONS.

Best combo!

joke

self-explanatory

Behind every angry woman stands a man

Nope, not this year

SUPERMAN NO

The tradition continues, they still haven't noticed.

stone

Eating an edible

There's 1 thing we all can celebrate this year

Very mystical indeed

Oof

The cookies are a lie

i guess there is more than one way to skin a cat

Aren’t thongs meant for the butt?

MATH IS MATH

The Matrix - psychonaut version

Wait, what? Pennsylvania doesn’t have....oh.

Shaquille O'Neill holding 80 Billion dollars in his hand.

they did it, those absolute mad persons

I found this sticker on a car window today.

Someone find me a fat man in an overcoat, STAT!

Who am I to judge

Oof

Oh, this should be fun

Believable

Hanukkah For Dummies

everyday we stray further from god...and i like it

It’s an attempt at humour

Those damn dyslexic kids are at it again!

Woman cant do everything a man can !

This soap

My son made this ornament for me when he was 7. Makes me laugh every year.

giletsjaunes.jpg

TFW no biker GF

We’re playing hide and seek

Just like viners moving to youtube.....

Australian shit posting is pre good

Nintendo master race for life

Honesty.....even if it's a doozy...

It’s Christmas time!

Yrr

im gonna be more social and make friends this year

Guess again