suck a lemon

Yobby proves there is no god

Junk Mail Jungle

End game

Sad bluescreen billboard. :(

F*ckin' ninjas man

Take me with you my fellow upvoter

Some math humor from Futurama

nice plan u got there

I don’t understand what all the hype is about...

Don’t!

I am unconfortable

Smort

sticky hands

Gotta go... fast ?

We waited 2.5 hours in line at the mall for this gem.

Who knew that Axl Rose was in the Goonies!?

Winning Christmas with the least amount of effort

Harvard wants to know your location

I have never seen such Accuracy

STONE

Just $3 fellas

This escalated pretty quickly

Makes sense to me! Tax evasion, you go girl!

Engine trouble? Oh deer!

Thank god its not fortnite

Rat died in style !

Connect once

This sign in my kid’s elementary school fills me with nihilistic joy.

Stage one

Pick a side!

Is this a Christmas tree or a butt plug?

H e r o

: )

How I like paper rolls

Inflation

You better not shout, you better not cry He's coming for you, don't bother to hide

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder

Ultimate facial product

Curvaceous

anime; not even once

ǝɹǝɥʇ ollǝH

Its a fact wasn't it?

I'm a good uncle, I think.

Tall cat vs. Pile-O-cat

be that one bro

*Time to shine*

Its too cold

Vietnamese people are awesome!

No wee-yoo wagons for this one.

oh that’s what it’s made from

I got a toy truck

Fear and loathing

My husband made me swear when we married that we would never send boring Christmas cards

Our culture seems to have impact on society

Someone had to see it this way

I womder where he was?

Give them what they want.

So convenient!

How to end bullying

Let's not forget about the real Christmas hero

Yes. Yes you do.

I swear to God I thought it was Fat Monica from Friends.

One of my girlfriends Christmas presents arrived today. Wish me luck.

Bigger fish to fry.

honestly though

I hired a trainer for my newly-hatched bearded dragons.

Facts and science

The water cycle.

Stockholm Alone

***ing midgets

“You’ve Got Mail.” ...***

This parent needs a reminder to be the tooth fairy without giving herself away to her son.

That settles it

Cat on glass table

Ivan Drago the Science Comrade

The only rating and review I ever leave on the app store

Why I love/hate my music teacher

Those two and ***roaches'll inherit the earth.

This is very important

Cookie Monster.

Finally found the one

Ur dad gay

Not even flex tape could feel this void

We have cheese and sausages

Titanic II: ENDGAME

Great Person

Demon cat

***slap !

This feels like a renaissance painting

Please do not use any crank before we clean your teeth or you will die.

Charmin Topless Bears at BJ's

Minnesota's finest responding to noise complaint ends in epic Super Smash Brothers competition

Eat more salad they said. It's healthier they said

Be careful what your order from "wish"

In the end he got what he wanted...

Time for another crusade

The Millennial Nativity Scene

The fear is palpable

My GF sent me this while I was on the toilet.