All this time spent watching make-up tutorials is paying off.

Seriously, slow down..

Because my wife likes to shake presents when I'm away, I'm putting a cardboard tube full of marbles in with her gift.

As an Aussie, I'm ashamed to say I'm not ashamed of our reputation

The dragon is compromised

Women are soo funny haha lols

My latest client commissioned a painting of Mr. Clean taking a dump.

Ron Swanson is a man’s man

I always have high expectations for leggings.

Bartender!

Yippee ki yay!

sexting 101

100 pushups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, 10km run till you go bald.

The answer seems obvious.

In the closet

C'mon, Carol.

Every...single...drop

I love the sour

This photo just won Christmas

This is so epic

You racist...

OMG not this song again

This is so sad. Can we hit women and minorities?

I sneak this ornament onto my wife’s meticulously decorated tree every Christmas... she has yet to notice in 3 years

Have pity on me good sirs

It’s Friday - are you a beer?

Ohmagaard! It’s Spider-Man!

Anyone else have trouble getting their cats to pose for their Christmas card?

☞

Holiday Spirit Level: Christmas Tree on an iPad

let us stand against this atrocity

something needs to change

fight the bots

Give back freedom to mah niggas

Reclaim what is yours fellow user

New Sonic looking fitt as phucc

badabing

You know that kid from the Polar Express? This is him now. Feel old yet?

This weird tomato plant

She...

...gets thiccer...

...and taller...

...everytime we meme.

Transparent decision

Thank You Mario

When to ask if a woman is pregnant

How to Motivate

Not letting this Doggo down!

His balls was hot!

Harry and Marv gave up being the Wet Bandits and now make an honest living by building Jeeps.

Cards against white people

Stop Jon

Which was everything

Bilbo you absolute madman.

I've always wondered what those meant

Comment of the century

Coming back from the banland, please accept this oc

Mods

Teaser image for the new Toy Story movie

*Snap*

Is he still around?

The truth has been spoken

Hands Down

I eat b**** lasagna

No more plastic straws!

Donate.

Basically the only reason I do anything nice

Kids v/s Animals

This is relevant today

Send your best physics/science jokes!

These oven mitts

sowy :(

you've got a problem dude

Think about this next time you're eating your pack of 20 nuggets

Amazon knows.

Short people suck

"Knock knock, who's there?"

Since Tacos made Wiki a trend.

Please guys it’s just $3

Vive La France!

Nice holder.....

@areyouserious.local

Ice Cube - Today was a good day

Florida Reindeer

This Meme Hit A Little Too Close To Home

That gold necklaces with the “T” on it are really cool

Botvoting is now punishable by deaf

My approach to Tinder

The new sonic movie leaked footage

I too wonder what kind of world we are going to leave for them

That Guilty feeling

This is by far my favorite April Fool's ad

Let's just wait a few years

Wikipedia is The Loch Ness Monster

What a twist

Well, that didn’t go well.

It really is tempting

The satisfaction of doing your job well xD

Haha not the comment I was expecting to see

Lil W00d album now available on SoundCloud