It can't even rule them all?

Yo thats embarrasing

I’d see it

Will you murry me?

Cup O' Drama

Elf on the shelf? In my house we have...

When you sit down and your thighs do the thing

shafadude

A message on the corner of my pizza box

My dad's a mailman

Russian cats

They will take control

My mother shared this with me this morning.

At least the parasites don’t influence my viewing suggestions

Tesla Roadster vs. Yugo

That *** bling though.

Soulmates...

A classic throwback

Found out about you.

Gratz bro

Jesus Chrysler

Me after a test

End my life

Im the smart one here

Just want to show you this helmet

She was the most powerful being alive

Jingle be... STFU!!

Ea ...its in the dlc

Always in Monopoly

Omg did you gain weight??

Eeyore

When my nose is blocked all you would be hearing was a damn loud trumpet out of my nose.

It's canon that a man with no testicle cannot go to church. Deut. 23:1

Give me children

This fed something in my brain that I didn’t know my brain needed

Its so me

Between 10 and 45

That's quite scary

When the DM bring his rape fetish on the table

They nerfed the T H I C C

Let there be darkness!

read to the tune of Smash Mouth

uhm

Slip the tip

Swear this is me

Every god dam year.

This is how clouds are created.

For all Single Player gamers

Name checks out

It’s almost free for me

When someone tells me to do something was already planning on doing

Modern problems requires modern solutions

Jesus Christ what an abomination

How our heroes have fallen

And you still beat the game.

My taste in music is your face.

I hope everyone enjoys their time this season, skiing the slopes of MURDER!!!

Yes sir, absolutely!

Oml I’m done.

They’re always watching

Can you feel it now Mr. Krabs?

someone had to post it this year

Karen, please just let me see the kids...

The gift that could keep on giving!

porno

Some rocks definitely are not to scale

A noble strategy.

World War III: The Conquest of the Teacher Empire

The EM-50. The urban assault vehicle from the movie Stripes. Found it!

El Arroyo at it again...

My coworker’s Christmas card he handed out today. He is leaving us Saturday to be a financial analyst. I’ll miss this weirdo.

sometimes it do, sometimes it don't but this time it surely does.

In my hometown today

Happy holidays, everyone!

Nice job, YouTube.

Cats are the best gift givers...

Seems relevant today.

The most awkward moment of the year

But its normal

When you write a letter to Satan instead of Santa.

“Mom can you take a picture of us?”

Slamming doors in my house

Another good point

My grandmother was having problems with her new wired keyboard. She brought it with her when she visited. This is what I found.

Aaaah Sheet

That was a good show

I dont care how many apple fanboys downvote, its true and the proof is there.

If that isn’t the truth, I don’t know what is

walking the dog

U'll never know

This teacher knows what’s important in life

The inside of the box for a phone case I received

NOOO PLS NOOO

Being rich

The church of PDF

First day at med school

i peaked early

When I was 13....

Turning 80 in April, she buys her own clothes.

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