Terrifying fish santa at my local supermarket

Not gonna lie, this is true for me.

Mom wants a “conflict-free” family Christmas this year, so I’m wearing this. Haven’t been as excited in years!

That realism.

When this clown just had enough

I call it an upgrade

He told me he couldn’t help it, he tasted like Christmas magic.

I’m ded at the bottom right pic.

Stop or I'll shoot!

Amazon will now let customers track packages upon delivery theft.

MISSING: my dog's body

HLMU 2: Electric Boogaloo

The happy lil cat

When you leave the door open

Gets me every year...

Truth tbh

Am I the only one seeing a Holy Toilet?

Our tools*

I’m glad they protected his identity

The net savings will pay for the house

"What's the name of this song?"

If this has a ring of truth, don't put a ring on it!

Was proud to show my parents my first apartment and this happened.

Holiday parties be like

hairy

Plan ahead, please don’t drink and drive

At my school today, true nerds

Cars 4?

Battlefield Santa

Favorite time of year

Not guilty.

Risky topic for a post but it made me laugh

...with a tuck and roll, then sprang over the armchair whilst snatching the pen from your hand...

Bartolo Colon has never lost a Super Bowl, unlike Tom Brady

Probably trying to use an expired coupon as usual

Christmas poem.

The two things that matters the most

Poor doggos

Srsly, why?

The Christmas Giraffe, a collection of 6 gifts for my wife. Inspired by The Christmas Moose

Monopoly

Perfect wish

Better than vax

SUSAN WHERE THE F YOU AT

This kid looks like a middle aged man

YAAAASSSSSSS

Maybe we're next

Tsuyu OP as shit

Bonus

Imagine

the wasp said so

90% if the people I went to high school with

This is getting me harder then terminator armor

The great Gatwick drone wars.

The new Hellboy...

GAY FROGS!

Deadpool thought he was attending a sweater party

The escort

The longer I work there the more this is me...

T-Series is winning

which animal...

I would’ve had my ass beat

"Guys who have lost their shirts" bookshelf

Fixed it

It's Britney ***

Arigato, Subaru

Show it to your gf

Later I’m going to hit the bong like a child

this meme is sponsored by my prostate

-This is the last time that i get you drunk from the ***ing parties.

That's a no no

These guys from my hometown in Pa.

This baby that looks like a middle-aged Irish man..

Better stock up on Kleenex

My ex-girlfriend apparently has a new guy!

We need a Hugelol Rewind

This is my entry for the ugly Christmas sweater contest: naughty Santa

Balanced

Smh dave

F*cking kids man.

Supercalifragilisticexpiultraviolence

1st World Struggle

"It became boring when my wife went on a business trip. So I arranged a dinner for myself and our cats."

you are already ghey

Having a bad day?? Consider this guy.

Do you have a moment to talk about Windows 10?

When they see your bluff

Ryan Reynolds thought he was attending a sweater party.

Come on, do it

Back to school.

Would ya look at that

My dad was the only one at the office today, so he made this picture and sent it to my family

My dad used to say the same thing

It just be like that sometimes

lights, water, heat, food, what else you want ? a new phone? ok get a job and buy it

It's been years of lurking, and one year off the page but thats it.

You've heard of elf on the shelf...

*Gulp* Too Bad I’m Lactose Intolerant

That's hot, that's real hot

Australian Snowman