Whipped Cream

She sounds hideous

My cousin’s sign on his Prius.

10/10 would totally order it

Hey NAZI chick!!

Colin is the best

Your job says like i did to your mom

Cheap decoration idea

Typical dad

My dog likes to fetch hair ties and hold them in his mouth, making him look like he's wearing grills

haha yeah I also only do that for science

I mean, they ain’t wrong

This man is giving money to women in need. Respect

We’ve been warned by the expert...

AB unemployed...

Actually, this is true

Either way, the *** getting glazed

Buy local... be entertained

that dedication

Tell me -Am i a joke to you?

Niiiccceee

Karen?

Threw a party and passed out drunk last night. So my friends moved all my patio furniture into my living room.

Nearly a year ago, my coworker needed stitches after an avocado toast accident. I made this sign for her and they’re still updating it

Uncle ben dying is so sad...

Not alien ass cheeks but I'll take it

The perfect candle for those WTF moments!

Bit harsh...but soo funny

we were asked to plant things in gardens at school - this is what boys will be boys should mean

And this is why English is hard

God bless Rocket

What's that in your mouth?!?

he has big PP

classic

Cute Minion Of Darkness

The trash can.

me irl

i can't, my leg is ｂｒｏｋｅｎ骨折

Wigs

And he's gone

       

man that is so timely, hot damn Aragorn with the SAVE

ahh

Explain this to a kid

Kim k

it does be like that

neat

Hey, don't pee in the pool!

such a gay raid

take my by the hand!

Bob Ross cosplay

T H I C C

The only right answer for this question

I wanted to see a massacre tho

When the plug works at footlocker.

Destroying the planet one step at a time

V E G E T A B L E S

Nanspreading

This speed limit officer

Never related to anything more than this in my life

Pocket Anti Stress

He was such a hero

So savage.

Are we there yet??

What is this "bananana" you speak of?

gottem lmao

Oh my

i stacked them sorry

*Cries in depression*

That Little Piggy REALLY Went

It certainly is enough.

OOOOP

oof

That's the science

Hide to managers

SharpieGate

Could be venomous. Must... pet... it... without... protection!

Too cold

Zodiac signs are the funniest

Allergies = $1600

I just wanted to show off my new phone

Bird Watching

Who's a wood boy

Live footage from Area 51

It's a one-lifetime exerience, you can just meet random people in random costumes! Why you would miss that?

Anon in the bathroom

understandable

Seen at a local fest. For apples.

Review of Chernobyl. Rip Ukrainians

Scary pumpkin for Halloween

Storm it already

Just like Halloween...

Incoming dad joke:

Fightin for us.

Building an IKEA cabinet

Gettin wasted tonight

Now this is what I like to see.

*blows screen*

oh no, not Florida Man

Just a little fact for y'all out there