Kills me every time

My fellow techies, it is that time of the year again.

I'm a motherf***ng starboy

I’ve been home for three days now and I finally realized why my mom keeps giggling...

We don't need a Bee Movie 2

If he gets out he deserves whatever that is

My son is going to be pissed

Santa won't be making it past our house tonight.

That’s it folks, Xmas is cancelled.

Lol, but yes, This is Truth

I don’t think he understands it

Chloe is a tasty guilt trip.

My main

Thy noble protector!

Local Target has the Red Ring of Death.

Target stole my Mom’s face...

There are always these people who just ruin the whole movement

Terms and conditions for Santa

I hate when people bring up controversy during the holidays

Modern art requires modern solutions

That would be child abuse or just bonding with your dad?

So Santa is getting everyone at my school clothes and a Bible for Christmas then...

We all got my brother Cameron one present each and everyone gave him cologne.

Totally not me at all...

I would go to this

Oscar winning

There were times without rare pepes

This is unfortunate

My sister and I painted each other Bob Ross for Christmas, turns out we have a similar sense of humor...

That’s me!

Cat likes Christmas tree but hates plastic so

Spoopcember

Mr. Claus I don't feel so good

Ho Ho Ho motha***a!!

Updating old movies to get with the times

Rearranged the in-law’s “Believe” blocks and no one has noticed.

The Switch-Up

She wasnt poor...

My friend got a Christmas card from his nephew... he decided to copy it and send it back.

My 12 Year Old’s Sense of Humor

My 17 yo only wanted money for Christmas. Fair enough, but he’s gonna have to work for it....

The spirit of Christmas

Asian peak performance

We left the TV on in the other room and we come back to our hyperactive cat like this:

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My parents got these for Christmas... I feel that they are appropriate

I've never wanted antrhing more in my life

'Twas the night before Christmas

30 years ago today...

SOCIETY MUST PATROL THOTS

My grandpa has the same Christmas tree for 74 years

Bulls are pretty functional.

Can you describe the car?

Norm flexing on his haters

This photo makes me uncomfortable

Found this gem in Leicester.

Microsoft's way of giving surprises

Harry Potter would be pissed off if he could see this sweet setup

I-95 never disappoints for gems like this one

The annual re-post of the Chinese community thanking the Jewish people for eating Chinese food on Christmas.

This would give me a panic attack

Strange birds

The 1930's called...

Chandler's Apple seems to be fine though

Fundamentals of marketing

My man RDJ

Seems right to me

Outstanding Move!

stored in the balls

True skill

I'm Still Wondering

presentation on the void

People are stupid.... Horses sleep too....

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Big Boned...

What is this, a crossover episode?

Theresa May curtsying to meet the Queen is so awkward, it’s hilarious

Pure light being

Grow The F*ck Up

Decorating cookies with the family and my 11 year old sister lays this on pan and walks away.

There is never anything Bigger than the three

This joke doesn't even have a punchline

This is up on the fridge of the ***tail party I'm at

Hairstyles over time

Y-you too

It’s been a looooong time

The Oculus Rift sensors make my kitten look like a standup comedian

I was zero days old

My younger brother’s gingerbread house was falling apart so my mom made this sign for it

Found some small bananas. Bananas for scale.

Until next year

I feel like this might be a trick...

I'm only here to do the big S U C C

I think my wife was trying to be clever.

I'm not interested in midgets.

I'm not the only one who sees a boobie tree, right?

Canada is doing it right!

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An Aussie Christmas