That's a really high Sneak skill, huh?

That's a weird UFO

Who’s watching?

This is how you respond to a shit parking job

I almost wet myself

I’m at the airport realizing I’m in act one of a SciFi B-movie

so sorry been sold already

How many levels of degeneracy could one book possibly be on?

New conspiracy theory I can get behind

Someone..

begone, thot

get on my level u absolute child

This shop probably had a bad experience with Americans

umm ok

Pour the beans in there

Dang, boy!

My gf doesn’t believe in fortune

Archer Bob was the best Bob Archer.

P i n k y

She takes your kids and now she hates on coyotes.

This is my new years resolution.

My son got two of the same Spider-Man for Christmas and this is all I could think of

*SASA LELE*

Always support your mirror

TRAITOR...

Son, when I was your age, I was the goodest boy.

Use protection while riding

Wait a minute...

He can still get a girl tho lol

Thanks Verizon

Google review of Chernobyl

Guess I’m a duck lover now

When loving your washing machine goes too far

Well done or rare?

3 strikes and your out

Safety begins with you.

far below

Local strip club never disappoints.

with great power comes great responsibility

Even a dog is smarter than me

Calm down, Floyd.

The minibar is optional

"Three seconds later, he told me I'm going to hell. True story"

You have one job

Oldest WWII vet shares secret for longevity

Boxing Day in Oban, Scotland.

I'll kill him

Dont burn yourself...

Haha yes

The new aquaman looks REALLY good.

Driving while married

These gender reveal parties are really getting out of hand

Inspiration for the new year!

Bill Murray

Can't Fart

Let’s go ***

I pronounce it data. As in data.

Even the Nazis were afraid of him

THEY LAST FOREVER!!!

The new Aqua-Man looks so good

I don't know why this is a shirt but I relate so hard

Where’s the proof?

FlexBob Squarepants

Who said cheaters never prosper . . .

I’m In Withdrawl

Shopping for winners.

Showers are overrated anyway

This is why I don't answer the door.

lindybeige posting

And iam here like young feels

Lol so true

When You Take 1 Shot Too Many

Cats are cats, regardless of size

Racism.

The dark side

He does the bork

Free bras

Indeed it is relatable

Seen in a bookshop in Cornwall

some sort of eagle?

Really? There's actually 14?

Good try tho

If you ***es would quit lyin.

Pyromania 100

unrealistic she lasted that long

Everyone’s parents on Facebook

Going with the flow.

The most Italian restaurant you'll ever eat at.

What a happy doggo!

#justcodersthings

All pets be like that

My dad played this card last night, what a savage

Sir squirrel of the round table

The Ads vs. Reality

You mean to tell me he was neither Nigerian or a prince?

We're going to Disney world!

Bored the Day after Christmas

Pea***s ain’t no joke.

Man there are some great teachers out there

Oof