So I'm Getting a Vasectomy Tomorrow...

Best friends do nothing together

Windows 10 Updates

Then ur mom hears the microwave and scares the shit outta u

..... Or eat yellow snow.

'Never tell me the odds!'

Aikman is the pale Hova.

The Dundies are really stepping it up this year

On *** design fits better here

The Lizard King speaks the truth

Hue

I dont know guys - this anime thing looks apealing

Be like Cookie Monster.

Netflix showing their golden globes.

My wife literally said, “don’t move”, then snapped this pic of me

Cody Parkey

Who’s ready for another work week?

What are you a gay fish?

The drama of living alone

normal move

Free Belly Rubs

Clear, explicit communication. I like it.

There’s bravery and then there’s bravery

This is art

Sorry mate, wrong path.

I wrote “Free to good home” in the description

When you hover the streetview guy above area 51 it turns into a UFO.

How to get a husband, 1938 edition. #40 will definitely get them.

Jogging from perspective of animals

Being a writer is easy

One slip of the hand and it’s gg

Y E E T

People like this is why we find it hard to admit to girls that we like anime...

No words can express these three cards in action

she's just a lil bit hungry, peter

Future is real

ORA!

Cartoon dad alignment chart

The cute little messages I find during my casual walks/hikes

damn I'm poor

I mean it’s not wrong.

Wonder if his aim is better

Bender after a day of shooting Futurama

Spotted in Mexico

Or upvoting from 68 to 69

Rethinking my life choices

When the photographer calls you cute while taking your pictures.

That's acute joke.

Yes, please be more considerate for those of us eavesdropping.

All the men waiting for the women to finish shopping

LADS

Tried to make chocolate chip cookies. Ended up with a chocolate chip cookie.

Bill Nye the Science Guy, meet my friend…

All my dreams are shattered

The last image gets me

McDonalds cheaped out on translation services....or hired exactly the right person?

Darth Smeargol.

Got a bit buzzed

We should all probably hide

soooo.... no shots?

No, hamburgers are round here, no flat.

Relatable

OC for OC gods

when op actually makes some oc.

Whatever makes you happy.

Pit Bulls are just land seals

Most useless braille I've ever seen

weird dream

I don't see any difference

It is about my girlfriend

Spiderboss

Good evening, Clarice

Brutal punishment

wow

Interviewing Honestly

i hope this pie chart is relatable

i want to prove that Iam strong !

Trying to make it through the first weekend of 2019.

Japanese hamster bread

The perfect shower curtain doesn’t exis—

This would work right?

Can't touch this

This man find the solution

IKEA offers a quick and easy solution

What a transformation

Become the animal be consuming

Goddammit Doereen!

name the other chipmunks off top

Corgi chop suey.

beyond choc

Welp... Here is some logic that I can relate to....

New year , New me

Run

That's hot

The devil has some kinks

So awkward.

What a baws

Beanie god

Relatable

oopsie