She can cook and burn

interesting...

But I don’t want to go to sleep!

Just sitting there and smiling like a stupid

If you don't love LOTR don't bother reading

I am 18 and 21 in some states

I needed my wife and daughters to smile during a photo shoot, so I told a dad joke.

Stoneage neandertalic 50 Kb Stick

Pain and gain

These agreeable napkins

On the dangers of simian/canine symbiosis.

I parked next to my soulmate this morning

damn chad

Faceswap gone right

bloody hell

Nice

I think my Barista is gay.

Virtue Man

Fact

This so ***ing accurate.

Harry Potter and the economic problems of the U.S.S.R.

Thank you doctor, very cool

The curvature of each planet is important

That's universal truth.......

No offense but

Never give up..

I was asked to make the print for our new fridge

Bird Boss.

That there better be vodka

Sirens Call

Food is food

↔↔↔↔↔

The graphics outside are shit

When train conductors pass each other

Wise words from wise person

WTF DUDE

Wow, so offended.

Outstanding move. . .

Tunak Tunak Tun Tatata

Cyrodilic letters so beautiful

better than netflix adaptation

Remember this type of pointless apps that all early smartphone users downloaded in order to impress their friends?

Best Lego hair, ever!

One year lets go

chosen

wierd flex

Well I love you too Mom

Pigeons

How a VPN works

A friend sent me this gem

No ugly popcorn

Testing my clothing from last year

Jack and Rose would be so proud.

Goofy = good

Cleanliness is next to godliness

Hit or Miss You Freaking Fricks

Pesky diseases

George was just lucky

"This isn't even my final form!"

*takes medium breath*

Hot

Punch buggy!

The future.....

Danny DeVito walking his dog

yeah i’ll brb

You played yourself

Feeling attacked right now

We have a problem!

I forgot about this.. Now this one.. this one is great

This is how I’m still alive

Sometimes we lose my grandma

Sorry for ruining your childhood memories.

Superman saving the day

I've seen too much

fast

I found it

forfeit

Clearly he was attracted to the power.

Enlightening

We all have skeletons in our closets..

Not so silent after all!

Nailing the rainbow!

Amazon is on point with their suggestions.

Only 20s kids will remember 'the dab'.

Worth eating them tho

Important Documents

LOL! This had to be one of you.

Oh yeah, cheeki breeki

There was money in the cup

Stranger Things Merch

Trying on clothes with a toddler in a nutshell

Just in case you weren't tired of having eyes yet.

Can’t restore your hand like I can’t restore my faith in humanity

Just lion around.

New fashion craze.... Penis jackets!

This would be my every day outfit fo sho

When you're home on injury

What was the most obvious hint a girl dropped you didn’t catch?

Keep signing those petitions

Now that's investing