Where are the aliens?...

Fake mews

Honestly. Such a smart guy.

And belly rubs dampen your senses

explains so much

Was trying a Google search for "cat bowls" but typed "cat owls." Happiest accident ever.

Hhahaha Seriously I didn't recognize on first look..

Meaningless, but dunno why I'm laughing so much

Found this in a year book

mr catyagj, he knows some shit

But I have to poop...

This isnt your first rodeo?

The 3 Stages Of Getting Drunk

Just doing my part in this hell...

I named him “Hamburder”

Columbus was supposed to get 15 inches of sniw and ice over night. Instead, the snow we had just melted away...

sO wHaT cAN I sAy

My mom’s oven mitts

That’s how anxiety works

Alternatives

They said to place the flower in natural light... but I don’t think buddy will last much longer

When Spiderman meet Spiderman meet the other Spiderman

So that's where he came from

i’m just working through some stuff

Found this today. Someone must have read a lot of Calvin and Hobbes

We are closed...

So that’s the real one

An actual page from a christian “science” textbook.

Emperor Palpatine choking a small child in Jedi training

Book or Treat

Believe in yourself kids

Our kitten’s opinion on snow.

Guardians of the Galaxy is a great anime

Outstanding service

I'll have what you're having

Should have cooked it a bit longer...

Karen

You're going to Heaven!

Smoothie

Nothing’s changed

Got em good

Are scales better or worse than fur?

prophet of truth

keep your friend close

This isn’t the fly’s first rodeo

Don’t look spoilers!!!

the "you are doomed" haircut

Acquisition is beautiful

This should replace the Mona Lisa.

If I had a nickel everytime this happened.

Getting an expansion package without paying a dime.

My life is ***ed up

One more with the boys

Catfishing IRL...

Coming in 3D

Relatable

Future father-in-law tired of kids littering up his favorite spot. Left a garbage bag and note. Hasn't been litter in weeks!

Could it be

???

Damn Frenchies

I want a refund

Snitch’s get Ligma

#The500YearChallenge

*John cena intensifies*

Ah, the musician life

Dont be racist

I think Netflix is trying to hit on me

Canadian bathroom door

A wee bit more

Summary of strya

Scientist found a way to erase memories...

close shave

But then you win and eat out anyway

Blind Dates

This checks out

CAN YOU?

Those damn salespeople

Things We’re Never Gonna Do - Give You Up

We all know him

Wooow, who knew it?

Yep, she definitely was

Oh Michael!

I thought it was just me...

Karma

My knife is coated!

Asking for a roast but getting destroyed

The wish of a 5th grade :)

Hit

It worked out in the end.

SNOW WHITE, 2019

I'm dizzy just looking at it...

10 years challenge

a friend wrote this letter to her upstairs neighbors.

Anyone wanna date hannah?

This shirt I bought.

This gentleman's fingers were, um, enlarged for his Facebook page. Some crotch adjustments too.

Please appreciate breathing freely

10+ year challange

next level commentary

Zeno's paradox