Strumming my pain with his fingers, singing my life with his words...

It’s always the weird kids man

Tyrion Lannister found selling vegetables in Pakistan

Surprising plot twist

Flat Earth Eclipse

*Russian anthem starts*

How 5 seconds rule really works

Oh shit he can’t here us

I’m a winner

When Grandma babysits for the weekend

It ain’t much

Wait.... that’s illegal

Yeah, man. Sure.

Size matters.

The shadow...

How to break the news...

Her: “How long do I have to suck for?” Me:

the face of dissapointment

Ha!!

Oof

Disney is getting edgy.

Poor Kermit!

Sneeky

Canada

Drink the kool-aid

Awh hellllll no

Wooaaaah

Light and fluffy

Poor choice of bathroom attire

When the tables turn

How I have felt for the past 3 years

Spectacles

Oof ouch owie

Spiderwam

Sad but true... 10 years of technical support experience.

USA

Woken

Let the light spread...

Peak laziness

Childhood memories

Her proposition is tempting!

I surely won't bite

My life

that's my type of setting off an alarm

What we all think when we see that lonely table in the pizza box.

God dammit

The mighty cat war of 2019

Motivated and Over weighted

If you go down to the woods tonight...

Dear men...

I want that dog.

*** Instagram

I need this printed in my car

Sass from food?

Sorry it’s not upside down

stupid question

From another perspective.

It's the ***in

This Valentine I'ma make all of you mine

Baby Scooby doo

Pranked

Amazon questions deliver

Behold, the one true god.

weird flex

Unsolicited Dick pic

My boy chased a couple of men out of my back garden today and they didn’t know he just wanted to play

Best thing you'll ever see. Lol

Racist...against everyone...equally.

Logic 100

This Mexican restaurant used to be a Chinese restaurant so instead of painting over the pandas they just put sombreros on them

It's supposed to read "bassmaster".

German township, Vanderburgh County Indiana.

Save 15 percent!!!

Ahab plays the long game

For those who sort by new

I bet their name is Sharon

Exams are coming up

Keep it on the low...

Unsolicited Tick pic

Knew I'd seen that face somewhere...

Nudge the botton

one step forward in human evolution

Ecery God damn morning!

You did this don’t lie

This dog looks like he’s standing outside a club holding your ID and suspiciously eyeballing you to see if you’re bullshitting him

They are all too true

The pizza dough !

I can feel it...

A battle two many

Spirit animals don't exi-

Pretty much....

Vegan is not good man man

haha guys I just came up with a original joke

After a wild night in Canada

Try it

- What’s wrong my love? + Nothing.

Cars and their faces

Is everyone ready for the 18,000 year ice age?

Do NOT mess with that bird

Nice job!